the clap trap

oh great
and its off again
the clap trap
not the von trapp clap
thats a completely different load of bollocks
its the clap trap
some days its a one-off
just a few claps
to a goddam horrible smurf song
or to perhaps rev up the horrid little rat doggie
wagaggaaaaa waggaaggaaaa
scklonk scklonk
fund dat
and then its off with an effeminate whnannanaan
oh great
other days it lasts tens of minutes
and it happens repeatedly all day
burts of the clap
in time
and then out of time
he's have the time of his life
i'll have what hes having
clap clap clap
rat rat rat
whnananan whananananna
accompany me with shite
kylie somebody, madonna somehow
clever trevor and the skirst
tina fucking turnoff, fleetfood smak
all the usual shower of shite
why is there no booming of the box?
could it not be recorded and minxed?
then punters from all around would not need to sit by their windows
they could have it on tap
tapped into their dreams
and into their cordal spines
i for one
would mix it into a song by the church
who knows what it could do on jazzy reptile?
with a decent tune it could top the pops
what have i
what have i
what have i done to deserve this...