Saturday, February 24, 2007

and a fresher perspective

Well ass wipes!

No I never heard of a limebeaver, however I shall try to inform those of you who are interested in what this is...

A limebeaver could be a vagina with green pubes... or an American football star with a green guernsey on his back. Or perhaps a new cocktail with hairy ice...No even I am not sure what the fuck that is! Hairy ice....Hmmm, yummy...

Nevertheless, as I am writing this blog with the barrel of a gun to my head, I am scared that without thoughts being typed, me brains will be blown out.

Please Sir, don't kill me! I promise to eat all my greens, I promise I won't tell anyone that I saw your face! Pleeeeaase don't shoo.....

BOOM.

Goodnight bitch.

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