crimes of a hottie

chapps, chapps....... woooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhh chapps!
loitering with stupid hair
loitering with intent to have stupid hair
loitering with the same stupid hair as pete
loitering in St Kilda with stupid hair
showing off of navel
not loitering in fitzroy st with navel on display
naval gazing
having more veins than most people
causing a public disturbance in the gay bar of the POW
causing a public distrubance in the gay bar of the POW with stupid hair on
not performing enough backflips
attempting to seduce rafts of young arab males
public display of naval in the presence of females
causing thronging and longing in the throne room
looking and being generally quite whiffy
attempted decision making
excessive standing around
exposing of wares on street corners
denial of exposing of wares on street corners
meeting tony B and George B in a gay bar