did you hear the one about the rat with 14 heads and no anus?

a lady
not just any lady
decides its time to make her mark
with a classy selection of tunes
she toils over a hot keyboard
laughing all the while
while what?
while she scanned and selected
there was plenty of oh my god
plenty of where is that
plenty of alkiholikal beverages
like a baby goat in a shop of sweet things
one of these
ooo ooo a couple of these
whats going on here?
one of those
three of these
DISTRACTION
one of these
oooh i like that one
a couple of those wouldnt go astray
lets bung in a loose one of those
a sprinkle of that should spice things up
DISTRACTION
how much portfolio have i got left?
one of these wouldnt go astray
and a cheeky two over there
you
yes you,
that track skulking in the corner
get in there!
a few more of that
now, lets give it a trial run
...
ahhh superb!
tis enuff to make you wanna shake your holy arse
now the finishing off of
a generous helping of all of those
and one
just one of that
DISTRACTION
okey dokey matey blokey
lets give it a crack
thatll show that big haired freak guy who he is
nothing
nothing
nothing
nothing
nowt
off into the spheres
never, never to come back
....
approximately 0.00 seconds of groovin
nowhere to be seen or heard
ever, ever again
...

il ratto, it lived only 4 seconds...