bizarre luff triangle

strange days indeed ol wonky nose
there has come to light a tale of sickening clarity
the densities of many painters are in limbage
firstly a man that has been known in public circles for many a year
he shall be referred to as 'camel'
and this is his sordid story
he will fall madly in luff with another painter
that shall be known as 'travis'
(names have been changed to protect the maggoty)
now, this 'camel' will become enamoured with this 'travis'
and they will between them
produce a lovechild
of hideous aspect
diminutive in stature
stupid in hair
over enthusiastic in genital waving
and shouty by nature
a monster of the likes hasnt been seen on this planet
making the elephant man look more like pornstar man
this unholy unison shall produce a son
a true spawn of the devils
this annointed child shall be named 'travel'
and its evil shall be felt the world over
then, in a twist of the most insipid kind
their love shall shrivel like a shrinkage affected thing
and 'camel' shall flee the love nest with his youngling, 'travel'
they shall run night and day to avoid the wrath of 'travis'
and they shall find succour in the arms of a beast most hideous
more deformed than 'travel' even
this new union of evil will be formed with a spotted wilderbeest of the undead
that we shall refer to as 'gavun ferrier'
so 'camel' and 'gavun ferrier' passed some torrid nights together
before disgracing off into a cave or something
and soon a new and even more gruesome being was brought into this unsuspecting world
under a rock a seed flourished
uglier than thou, sow or any old how
it was labelled 'gavel'
half brother to the bastard 'travel'
round and spotted like the moon
desperately smelly
more a receptacle than a human
but the flight was not over
in a desperate ploy to throw the monstrous 'travis' off
'camel' packed his disgusting entourage
and took to the hills once again
taking with him 'travel travel' and 'travel gavel'
the pursuit was relentless
the only remaining hope would be to change their names
so it was
that 'Travagenas' and 'Gavagenas' came to terrify an innocent populace