Wednesday, February 14, 2007

N.C.Y.S.T East Ringwood

A big, deep and breathy voice, some crappo graphics, a gang of stereotyped team members and as many shit moustaches as you like won't help solve these mysteries...
Who did draw that big nose of Willy Koder on the fort?
What was so fun about shouting from on top of the chemists?
What do the juvenile deliquents do in Wombolano Park?
Where would Nigel have gotten his napalm?
Was the booze nicked from outside the Eastwood hall noticed?
What the fuck was the deal with those Frickie sisters?
Why did Simon Jones walk like that?
Did Beavis Junior really snog the entire high school?
Exactly how much of a twat was A Twist?
Did Nugget really speak back?
How long is one and 3/4 hours in East Ringwood?
Did Rosie Peppers really eat the same snack for a week?
Did a cyclone strike Bondi St one night in the 1990's?
How did the oval feel about being stabbed?
Was it tougher to walk on the streets?
Was the champagne better after the bubbles were removed?
How did that girl become so symetrically ugly with her shoes?
At what point in time was Nige scariest?
What really made Beavis' hair do that?
Had anybody ever been scared of a Dungfelder?

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