well old sexy suit man robert palmer wasnt too shabby
he always looked sharper than the top 4 finishers in the mr sharp thing contest 1927
(which was sponsored by obsidian bovril)
and THOSE lady drones in addicted to love
certainly made impressionS the teenage world over
but the wonders of community radio bring us
(for the bazillionth time)
an interesting sideways twist
with extra traghetto!
well kinda
his toes do need the occasional touch up
he was fucking big
and fucking pink
and he wasnt wrapped up in chinese buddhist mythology
was he?
and certainly not in the comedy genius of japanese tv retelling
but you never know
unless you are skyclad and have a beard down to next tuesday
but i certainly wont
and he certainly was involved in hindu mythology!
hes hanuman
much better than bat, super or spidertwat
or any other franchiseman
and from his peak at over 2500 metres in the himalayas
he can see eeeeverything
(but hes the only one that fucking can)
well fuck me sideways with a goating proddage
for a period in the 90's
thats the last millenium
you young neer do well chilluns
one of my fave pubs was the great britain hotel
the geebee to you hippies
just near east richmond station
(where trains never stop like that japonese station, but far grottier and much less zen)
it was wonderfully melby
all stickiest of carpets
dingy retro couches
brilliant tunes
and that fucking daytona racing car game
that you sat in
and shook your pissed skinny arse all over the place
and shouted
'LAST LAP'
at you in a comedic american accent at you!
(smaller fucking world)
which seemed sooo fucking technologically beyond!
there was even that dodgy 'club' bit downstairs
where you could dance to truly good tunes
and shout banalities at girls
and it was full of
utterly random alternatypes
and legendary bands
kim salmon with his platform red shoes
the man who created swamp
which begat grunge
blasting your tiny brains to pieces
for fucks fucking legendary sake!
hell they even had their own beer
called
'piss'
which was quite an accurate name
and you could get great pizzas from across the road delivered to munch down on
i once stole a bar mat in a drunken frenzy
probs lining a box somewhere dark and mouldy for the last 20 years
but we often wondered aloud
(and slurred)
who is that bloke on the sign?
the bar bird probably told us
but it never meant anything
young, stupid and pissed as we were
cut to presentish day
more than 25 years later
boning up (mmm heh heh)
on post independence india
watching all kinds of docos
and up pops the story of dr bhimao ambedkar
THAT FACE LOOKS FAMILIAR!
who played a large part in drafting the constitution of the worlds biggest democracy
patent pending
and was a dalit
and rose beyond his untouchable beginnings
to become a hugely influential man
and inspired millions of dalits to achieve success
and convert to buddhism
despite the horrors of the caste system
the man was a fucking mito
a giant of a figure
the kind that DESERVES his statue
so now i know
and now the beloved gb
is another fucking gastropub
for rich yuppie bellends
to drink their over priced beer in schooners
and congratulate themselves on their 'inner city lifestyle'
in gentrified landia
it was neever called the that
silly creamy fuckers
it is the dark room
where else would they be developing photos?
or rowing in a bucket for that matter
yep its smooth alright
its smoother than a smoothie at smoothies deluxe on smooth street
but nobody called an operator
who uses operators these futuristic days?
of course shes really singing
smoooooth elevator
what could be better than a smoooooth elevation?
nooo.. they never shouted that!
it MUST be 'wheres your hairnet?'
the common bosses cry
which poor wage slaves in the food industry hear on a regular basis
back in ye olde india
you know the one
pre chillis and gandhis
but many
many
but many
many
moons ago
the ruling groovemasters got sick to fuck of all those invaders
because there were shitloads of them
as they lived in lovely fertile lands
turks, greeks, huns, mongols, persians, kushans, bactrians
and probably some farsighted beardy fellow
who was bitter about how the game of thrones ended
and like greeks and romans
they had a word for these uncivilized hooligans
for the mediterraneans it was
barbarians!
but for the hindustani legends
they named these fiends after how daft their language sounded
every time they opened their mouth
they made a stupid sound
that sound like mlecch!
to the cultured folk of the gangetic plains
every noise just sounded like mlecch mlecch mlecch!
how fucking 'barbaric'!
they were probably half man bear pig!
back in the 80s i was in a very famous tv show
la la la lala la lala
well
not really
but i did temporarily suffer from a very rare condition
in fact it was so rare
that i was the only one to have it
and it was at least partially brought upon by myself
after a holiday to somewhere very far away
i decided to stay awake for the whole 25 hour flight home
a couple of days later i went back to school
and teacher got me up in front of class
to talk about my experience
it was all going well
i guess
until i noticed a pink blurriness at the periphery of my vision
which grew until i could see no more
and i checked out
coming round i was taken to the nurses room
where the usual fussing went on
and the nursey explained that i might have something called
jet lag
but
being a headstrong little shitbag
and having heard talk of the condition that can follow long trips
i grumpily childsplained to her
it wasnt called jet lag
it was definitely called
JET SLAG
and i had the best case ever witnessed
teacher and nursey continued to fuss
and to insist it was jet lag
but i was having none of it from these amateurs
i was an international jet setter
who was wise to the ways of the world
(he wont hurt you)
and exclaimed they simply had no idea what they they were talking about
whereas man of the world knew the lot
AND
i had JET SLAG
(or i give, king, me, it does, there, you, i give)
Doh, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Doh was the work of Italian musician and
singing teacher Guido di Grancazzo, developed toward the end of the 10th
century, and forms the basis of the modern system of musical notation.
In about 1040, this inspired genius devised the Guido scale, or Artinian
syllables, that still sing his praises. The names he gave to the
musical notes of the scale are still used today in modified form (do, re, mi, fa sol, la).
The Benedictine monk based them on six lines of a Latin hymn to St. Bob the Flatulent, which happened to form the scale. Over the years, the
final syllable ti was added to the scale and two centuries ago the syllable do joined it in English. This was later improved upon by homer simpson.
ouias
c'est incroyable
l'annee dernier je temais que enfin il etait presque mort
apres beaucoup des annees quand je publiquais toujours moins
mais
cet an
il est revenu de la tombe
et
cet an il est atteint 100
putain!
its fucking mental
and not just that such a dishonest inbred entitled scumbag could be elected
to the top job of a country that claims to have given us democracy
or that his party that has callously ruined the lives of millions whilst enriching themselves and their corporate mates
could be reelected AGAIN!
but THIS is mental
a hindi promo love in about said scumbag
singing his praises and encouraging people to vote for him
even fucking exists
its not known if it comes from indian brits (never heard the constant tory racism? rivers of blood anybody?)
or from hindustan itself (an even grimmer prospect, i know modhi is a fuckwit, but really?)
regardless
it really does push the eternally fine line between laughing and crying
in the large (not really that fucking large-siberia?) state of tejas
yes that tejas that was stolen from chidolandia
(along with the rest of the other half of the nation they stole)
coz
you know,
manifest density.
there stands a building that finally drove irony over the edge
and lets be honest
irony had been teetering there for a veeeery long time
sip
its the dubya bush LIBRARY and museum
a LIBRARY and museum dedicated to one of the most internationally renowned simpletons of history
this boof headed jizz rag managed to come to the highest 'elected' office in the most powerful nation in history
this awe inspiringly ignorant, draft dodging descendant of nazi enablers
this poster boy for inherited privilege, corporate purchased election rigging
this exemplar of moronic credulous literal religious interpretation
and siren song of the deal knell of the democratic tradition
this quasi literate buffoon, famed for his lack of basic knowledge
on any important topic
has a fucking LIBRARY in his honoUr.
yes that dubya
who was (seemingly) the stand out candidate as biggest moron in power in recent history
vale irony
(of course the universe then proceeded to excrete the drumpf monster all over humanity's collective face, who then proceeded to lower the bar in a previously unimaginably cataclysmic manner by digging up the rotting corpse of irony, to skull fuck it whilst simultaneously forcing its decayed bones into the remnants into the former rectal cavity of dignity, thus creating the least edifying sexual caterpillar of all time )
a recent photo of victoria falls
theres next to no water!
its not the smoke that thunders
its just a deathly grey cliff
with a few sad ponds at the foot
surely it would be silent
none of that not being able to hear yourself think
with the continuous roaring
as 1.21 gigawats of water gush roaring over the precipice
no elephants tumbling
and trumpeting their fear
as they fall to their death
no bathing in the fast flowing pools by the lip
or hanging your head over with giddy/scared thrill
climate change or no
its a fucking sad sight indeed
on peut voir la lettre ù une fois en francais
il existe seulement dans le mot où
il etait cree pour le diferencier de ou!
mais quand meme ce n'est pas un peu exagere?
ah ouais
c'est le francais..
ever been to picadilly circus in londinium?
there is a funky statue that people use as a meeting place
which was even handier before mobile phones
meet you at eros at 7 for that reach around?
but shock revelation scoop by limebeaver inc. no.2005
eros isnt eros
its actually a giant phallic symbol
a shaft!
it is so called as it aims its giant wangness up shaftsbury avenue
which was named after lord 'old shifty shafter' shaftsbury
who was famously caught in flagrante 'shafting' queen reginalds pony
'not so innocent bob'
in 1752
so think of that when you next want to meet your sweetheart for an iced cream!
every day mt goes to work
she descends from her fairytale castle
via the teleferico
each morning she gazes down on the antelope and shoe people
each grazing at the undergrowth
and asks herself
what would i rather be?
an antelope or a shoe person?
and which would make the world a better place?
but before she has time to ponder too profoundly
she arrives at the terminus
of the mt private teleferico
and she thanks the bowing, scraping staff
and walks the 3 blocks to the ygo
the ygo is another universe entirely
it is staffed by retired gringos
and thrusting young go getters
hoping to outreach eachother
as the retired gringos bumble about
gently caressing their companion golden retreivers
a scratch behind the ear
a belly rub
a 'good girl'
they all look on in wonderment
as mt casts her spell
not a nasty, turning you into a salamander spell
just a calming relaxing spell
that puts them all at ease
something golden and light
then
bosh!
they snap out of their reverie
and shuffle off to their next well meaning effort
mt
unaware of her aura
proceeds dutifully to her days work
and looks at her missions for today
where to start?
1.continue writing the script for her award winning yucatec language drama series?
2.try to forget how to fly (it makes others envious, and she is thoughtful like that)
3.translate the secret mayan script from below chichen itza which explains the meaning of life and how to attain world peace
no!
these all can wait
her first task is to help these melancholy old gringos
with their sense of displacement and low self esteem
her first task of today
is to speak with them
these kindly if slightly confused refugees from the north
in her reassuring, mellifluous and precise yet natural english
the whole world can wait
today she will start small...
recentemente eu comencei a aprender o portugues
o e' muito complicado quando nao posso estudar
assim
depois de escrever uma coisa sobre o brasil eu pensei que deveria ter feito isso em portugues
mas
e tarde demais
ups!
desculpe!
en el cuarto pais mas grande del mundo
un pais de gente super simpatico
un pais donde se habla portugues (la version mejor)
y de donde vienen los mejores futbulistas de la galaxia
y conzco lo super bien
nop, no es timor leste!
es brasil!
en el sur del sur del pays
donde hay la grande mayoria de la poblacion del pays
hay una ciudad de mas o menos 350,000
y es casa del famoso equipaje de futbol, gremio
y bla bla
y mas bla
Scientists grow human tooth using stem cells taken from urine
Team in China say their slightly
unsavoury work could realise the 'final dream' of regenerating adult
teeth to replace those lost through aging or decay
Scientists in China have grown a human tooth using stem cells taken from urine
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Scientists in China say they have successfully grown a human tooth using stem cells taken from urine.
Researchers say the technique could one day be used as a way to
replace teeth lost through aging and poor dental hygiene, with the added
bonus that urine is deemed a less controversial source of stem cells
than human embryos.
The team at the Guangzhou Institute of Biomedicine and Health
extracted cells contained in the urine which would normally be passed
from the body, such as those from the lining of the body's waterworks,
and managed to coax them into becoming stem cells.
They then used these to implant the teeth-like structures in
mice, and said the resulting bundle of cells eventually contained
“dental pulp, dentin, enamel space and enamel organ,” researchers said.
The report, published in Cell Regeneration Journal, added that
this could lead to further studies resulting in “the final dream of
total regeneration of human teeth for clinical therapy”.
However the project has received has attracted criticism, and not
just because it has only a 30 per cent success rate in its current
form.
Prof Chris Mason, a stem cell scientist at University College
London, told the BBC urine was “probably one of the worst sources” of
stem cells.
He said: “There are very few cells in the first place and the
efficiency of turning them into stem cells is very low. You just
wouldn't do it in this way.“
He also said the risk of contamination was much higher than with
other sources of cells, and that there was a long way to go before
science overcame “the big challenge” of getting nerve and blood vessels
to integrate in newly-formed permanent teeth.
asi finalmente yo vi el documental excelente sobre maradona
se llama 'diego maradona'
que imaginacion!
que creatividad!
communque!
e' un documentario molto ben fatto
si racconta la storia della sua vita
e la maggiore parte e' quella parte quando era in italia
e cosi
il film e' meta in italiano y mitad en espanol!
lo que me hace mucho placer
porque son mis dos juguetes favoritos!
asi
escribo mi recension el la misma forma!
(y a quien no le gusta un pretexto!)
woo fucking hoo!
para mi el parte mas interesante
que es se vi maradonna en una luz distincto
al menos para mi
y no soy para nada experto sobre el
lo poco que conoci de maradonna
era que fue un gran jugador
y un tonto drogado
y amigo de la mafia
en breve
una basura famosa
y obviamente yo era muuuy demasiado joven
(y ignorante)
para haberlo visto jugar
en vivo, claro
tampoco en la tele
ma ho imparato che la pressione che si e subito
sopratutto quella mediatica
che ha quasi impossibile reso la sua vit
e parlo del suo tempo a napoli
qualsiasi cosa che faceva
e lo dico letteralmente
c'erano millioni de persone che lo seguivono
lo adoravano
come quasi solo i napoletani sanno fare
e simbolizzava la sud d'italia
da sempre disprezzata dal nord
la sua casa a napoli era sempre circondata da una marea di gente
non poteva vivere un attimo di pace
le speranze di millioni di napoletani
sarebbero dovuto pesare su di lui
in una maniera insupportabile
poi
la storia con la camorra
e' ovvio che nessun gran societa napolitano
non potevo (puo?) esistere senza contatto con la camorra
e la ssc napoli non poteva che essere la stessa
quindi e' assolutamente comprensibile
che sia entrato nel giro della camorra
ademas
el era el capitan de la seleccion de argentina
con toda la locura que incluye
con quizas mas presion y obsesion que los napoletanos
y ayudo a argentina ganar a la italia
en el mundial
en italia!
y todo la mierda que llueve sobre el
despues del hecho
incluyendo la policia y la media
en fin
con tanta idolatracion
de los locos napoletanos
de los locos argentinos
no deberia de ser una sorpresa que el se comportio
a veces
como una mierda
porque
al contrario de lo que pensaban esos chiflados
no era un dios
era un humano
how fucking cool is this?
real film nerdery stuff
they fookin loves it!
schmiki wiki says
" TheWilhelmscream is a stock sound effect that has
been used in at least 416 films and TV series (as of July 2015),
beginning in 1951 for the film Distant Drums."
i should have gone up tokyo tower
the view would have been really cool
but it was pricy
not more outrageously than a lot of things in japan
but i got to the base
saw the price
and said
ファック!
i dont recall how many yen it was
and how it converted into insert local currency here
which is a pity
as it would have added colour to this particular bag of wank
but heres something that someone prepared earlier
which in hindsight looks quite fucking reasonable!
its the famous catch 25
that tourists face
somewhere famous has a stupidly expensive entry
because theyve got you by the swingers
so you pay the stupid money
and see the famous thing
(often suffering mega underwhelmyness)
so i usually do
spaff the money
coz its once in a lifetime
blah blah blah
but this time
i said
oi! tokyo tower del cazzo!
fucking no!
at least in the top 43 all time most engerlish events in history...
(from the independent)
A ‘niggle’ of Nigels – the collective noun agreed by the revellers
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SWNS
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World’s biggest gathering of Nigels attracts 433 Nigels to ‘celebrate Nigelness’
‘It was peak Nigel’
Four hundred and thirty-three people named Nigel converged on a Worcestershire pub on Sunday to “celebrate Nigelness”.
Nigel Smith, 56, the landlord of the Fleece Inn in Bretforton,
organised the gathering in a bid to stop the name dying out after he
discovered that there had been no babies named Nigel in 2016.
The event is believed to have set a new world record
for the largest gathering of Nigels in one place, with attendees
presenting photo identification and signing the ‘Book of Nigel’ for
Guinness verification purposes.
All Nigels were given a free pint and a Nigel badge, while other guests were given a non-Nigel badge.
“A man who changed his name from Nigel to Niall came and we convinced him to pull himself together,” said Mr Smith.
Attendees signing the ‘Book of Nigel’ (SWNS)
Awards were given for the furthest travelled, the youngest and
oldest Nigels, with the youngest coming in at just seven months old,
suggesting a future for the denigrated name.
The group even agreed a collective noun for Nigels: a niggle of Nigels.
Mr Smith said: “In the year I was born, 1963, there were over 5,000 Nigels born.
“It was peak Nigel.
“It was so ubiquitous and it became much maligned. At school I used to have the mickey taken out of me,” he said.
Mr Smith suggested that the Nigel Farage effect – “the Nigel who
shall not be named” – may have contributed to the demise in popularity
of the name.
Nigels travelled from Scotland, Newcastle and Cornwall for for Nigel-related revelry, with some coming as far as the US.
“Texan Nigel”, who lives in Denver, Colorado, had his trip to the
soiree crowdfunded by friends and family, making him “not only our
Texan Nigel, but also our crowdfunded Nigel”.
The event raised funds for the British Heart Foundation “because us Nigels are getting to a certain age”.
Mr Smith believes the event has served to improve the name’s reputation.
“I think we’ve brought it back,’ he said.
‘We will resurge – there’ll be a lot more Nigels next year than this year, I’d definitely put money on that.
“And we’ve just taken away a little bit of that stigma and
reaffirmed what a fantastic name Nigel is – once you’ve grown into it.
It takes a little while,” he added.
The
Melbourne suburb of Flemington is largely composed of ‘character
buildings’, otherwise known as ‘butt-ugly state housing slum towers’.
Despite being home to a diverse array of deadshits and deros, the suburb
is known by most Australians for one thing only: the annual Melbourne
Cup.
Australasia’s pre-eminent public horse-abuse holiday, the
Melbourne Cup is the only iconic sporting event where you can eat the
losers. Internationally renown as ‘the race that stops a nation’ the
Melbourne Cup has been won by a slew of famous nags such as Phar Lap,
Makybe Diva and Pauline Hanson. Despite its pretension towards
sophistication horse racing is basically bullfights for the bourgeois,
an excuse to let suburbanites dress a bit fancy and watch a midget flog
half a tonne of future dog roll while losing a week’s wages on a poorly
constructed trifecta. Most of the horses are owned by truly
objectionable people like minor royals, oil sheiks and property
developers.
The Melbourne
Cup is celebrated with a massive orgy of public spewing and fighting,
something it shares with other national holidays such as Australia Day
and Kylie Minogue’s birthday. Post-race news coverage is dominated by
footage of half-cut slags collapsing into hedges and fishing piss-soaked
fascinators out of the gutter. A common sight at Flemington is tradies
who turn up buzzing after an intensive spell of preloading, only to be
disappointed when they find out that a handicap race doesn’t feature
Down syndrome people doing hurdles.
Phlemington might be best
known for a racecourse but the only race worth winning is being the
first person on the last tram out of town.
definitely in my top 10 of all time
it just had all the buttons lined up in row
then smashed the living fuckery out them with a traction engine arsed hammer
all the characters were just shits
and their innate shittery just brought them undone
again and again
john cusack was such a weaselly little turd
cameron diaz was not at all rica
the hot chick at work was outrageously sexy and amoral
and jm allowed himself to look like a right prat
and to just be a vassal!
(how lacking in ego must he be to allow that shit)
its smart
fantastical
funny
sexy
bizarre
profound
and
wrong
with all due respect to gavin and stacy
although billericay dicky's hair can fuck off
and big respect to roooooth
and none to that smug fat twat
but its not really an island is it?
its not even an approximation
even after 17 pints of brains
and some nose powder in the lavvy
of the prince of darkness
so the ancient egyptians didnt just build pyramidial based theme parks in the desert
they didnt just pull your brain out through for nose with a crochet hook
they didnt just hang out with cats and go, 'ooh micio micino micetto'
they didnt just marry their baby brothers and bring forth a dynasty of blokes with suspiciously child bearing hips
they didnt just hang out with animal headed GODS
they also did the counting thing in a predictably pictographic stylish as fuck manner...
the highlights:
1000 = an electric guitar impaling pacman
10000 = ET's finger (who built the pyramids etc?!)
100000 = toad of toad hall
and winner is....
ONE miiiillion = a bloke gesticulating 'thats a fucking fuck ton, that is'
mentre on parle de l'afrique, la guerre, l'avarice et les mineraux rares...
en la C.A.R
un des pays plus pauvres du monde
ou il y a toujours une guerre
ou les gents n'ont pas assez de manger
ou la mortalite enfantil est entre les plus haute du monde
et
ou il y a une grande richesse des minerales rares
quelle grande surprise!
donc
il y a eu beaucoup de pays riches avec les mains dedans
mais le pays plus recente d'en faire les nouvelles
c'est la russie!
wooohoo!
ouais!
la russie!
tout le monde sait de la democratie russe
de un monsieur put(a)ain
ouais, celui!
le sen-sai de judo
le lutteur des ours
le cavalier des unicornes
l'inventeur de la russie moderne!
(et super grande fils de pute)
et combien lui croit dans les droits humaines!
mais quand meme
dans un periode quand il y a beaucoup des journalistes ont etes asassines
(un motif vachement inconnu en russie!)
on trouve un video en francais
sur comme la grande russie se trouve la bas
pour defendre le peuple CAR
de les hyenes internationaux!
ils sont les bendits
ils ont de la chance!
conspiracy theory
timothy leary!
did the euro-gringo empire kill the leader of the UN to keep their mitts on precious congo ores?
were they also in bed with white racist apart-height nutters to kill black africans with aids injections?
sounds daft?
maybe it is!
watch this feckin fillum
for plausible white suited carry on (uppish the congo)!
Igor et Grichka Bogdanoff sont des
frères jumeaux français fous, animateurs et producteurs de télévision et
essayistes, s'étant illustrés, depuis les années 1970 dans les domaines
de la vulgarisation scientifique, de la cosmologie et de la
science-fiction.(wiki)
ils etaient des 'heart throbs', maintenant il sont seulement des monstres
et ce n'est pas une blague!
putain!
peut-etre carl sagan etait chanceux de mourir jeune..
Francesco Redi was an Italian
physician, naturalist, biologist, poet and rent boy. He is referred to as the
"founder of experimental biology", as the "father of modern
parasitology" and "wig wearing mentalist". He was the first person to challenge the theory of
spontaneous generation by demonstrating that maggots come from eggs of
flies and that half a line of go faster powder makes you most clevererer.
before he showed up with his classic 'do, people believed that maggots came about by spontaneous generation. ie. they just showed up after a few beers when the corpse was rotten enuff. FR quote "before my jar based shenanigans, people were just credulous fools, and btw, check out my fucking huuuge hair"
Martin Scorsese says Marvel movies are 'not cinema'
The director says he has tried and failed to watch the new brand of superhero films, which he likens to theme parks
Martin Scorsese,
one of cinema’s most venerated current directors, has decried superhero
movies – the dominant force in today’s industry. The director of films
such as Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and Goodfellas told Empire magazine
that his attempts to get up to speed with contemporary superhero films
had failed.
“I tried, you know?” the director said when asked if he had seen Marvel’s movies. “But that’s not cinema.”
He continued: “Honestly, the closest I can think of them, as well
made as they are, with actors doing the best they can under the
circumstances, is theme parks. It isn’t the cinema of human beings
trying to convey emotional, psychological experiences to another human
being.”
Earlier this year, Avengers: Endgame became the highest grossing film in history after topping $2.8bn at the global box office
(fifth highest after adjusting for inflation). Eight other titles from
the same studio feature in the Top 30 (when factored without inflation).
did kim jong il see team america?
all media stuff points out that he was a huuuuge hollywood fan
he had his own cinema and couldnt get enough of their garbage
so there must have been a good chance he saw it
especially as he was a vainglorious bunghole
surely his little mass murdering tyrant brainhole would have exploded
they treated him with such utter and deserved contempt
or even better
imagine if he had heard about it and demanded his lackeys get it for him
then some poor translator citoyen would have had to decide
how to translate it!
should he do a faithful translation
and have his whole family blasted to mars on a nuclear warhead?
or
should he have nicied it up
and been caught out and then had his whole family blasted to mars on a nuclear warhead?
