i really fucking should have gone up tokyo tower

i should have gone up tokyo tower
the view would have been really cool
but it was pricy
not more outrageously than a lot of things in japan
but i got to the base
saw the price
and said
ファック!

i dont recall how many yen it was
and how it converted into insert local currency here
which is a pity
as it would have added colour to this particular bag of wank

but heres something that someone prepared earlier
which in hindsight looks quite fucking reasonable!

its the famous catch 25
that tourists face
somewhere famous has a stupidly expensive entry
because theyve got you by the swingers
so you pay the stupid money
and see the famous thing
(often suffering mega underwhelmyness)

so i usually do
spaff the money
coz its once in a lifetime
blah blah blah

but this time
i said
oi! tokyo tower del cazzo!
fucking no!