Monday, October 07, 2019

limebeaver.arse breaking science report!

Francesco Redi was an Italian physician, naturalist, biologist, poet and rent boy. He is referred to as the "founder of experimental biology", as the "father of modern parasitology" and "wig wearing mentalist". He was the first person to challenge the theory of spontaneous generation by demonstrating that maggots come from eggs of flies and that half a line of go faster powder makes you most clevererer.


before he showed up with his classic 'do, people believed that maggots came about by spontaneous generation. ie. they just showed up after a few beers when the corpse was rotten enuff.
FR quote "before my jar based shenanigans, people were just credulous fools, and btw, check out my fucking huuuge hair"

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