every silly english speaking fucker knows about excalibur
king non existy-pants arturo's sword
(sorry gower enthusiasts)
that he tugged off a rock
or something
but few know of his less famous weapon
his mighty spear
that slay the fearsome wotsit beast
which was named
Ron
the publicity whore 'look at me excalibur'
the mighty and awe inspiring ron
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