Sunday, October 20, 2019

count like an egyptian...

so the ancient egyptians didnt just build pyramidial based theme parks in the desert
they didnt just pull your brain out through for nose with a crochet hook
they didnt just hang out with cats and go, 'ooh micio micino micetto'
they didnt just marry their baby brothers and bring forth a dynasty of blokes with suspiciously child bearing hips
they didnt just hang out with animal headed GODS
they also did the counting thing in a predictably pictographic stylish as fuck manner...



the highlights:
1000 = an electric guitar impaling pacman
10000 = ET's finger (who built the pyramids etc?!)
100000 = toad of toad hall

and winner is....

 
ONE miiiillion = a bloke gesticulating 'thats a fucking fuck ton, that is'

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