mlecchas at the gate!

back in ye olde india
you know the one
pre chillis and gandhis
but many
many
but many
many
moons ago

the ruling groovemasters got sick to fuck of all those invaders
because there were shitloads of them
as they lived in lovely fertile lands
turks, greeks, huns, mongols, persians, kushans, bactrians
and probably some farsighted beardy fellow
who was bitter about how the game of thrones ended

and like greeks and romans
they had a word for these uncivilized hooligans
for the mediterraneans it was
barbarians!

but for the hindustani legends
they named these fiends after how daft their language sounded
every time they opened their mouth
they made a stupid sound
that sound like mlecch!

to the cultured folk of the gangetic plains
every noise just sounded like mlecch mlecch mlecch!
how fucking 'barbaric'!
they were probably half man bear pig!

so they called them
mleccha!

(try that in a conversation today)