the BIG question; so famous but so ronery

did kim jong il see team america?
all media stuff points out that he was a huuuuge hollywood fan
he had his own cinema and couldnt get enough of their garbage
so there must have been a good chance he saw it
especially as he was a vainglorious bunghole

surely his little mass murdering tyrant brainhole would have exploded
they treated him with such utter and deserved contempt

or even better
imagine if he had heard about it and demanded his lackeys get it for him
then some poor translator citoyen would have had to decide
how to translate it!

should he do a faithful translation
and have his whole family blasted to mars on a nuclear warhead?
or
should he have nicied it up
and been caught out and then had his whole family blasted to mars on a nuclear warhead?

oshhh!