bowling with your cazzo

just a stroll
mob mentality
bad jokes can HURT!
nothing that could mean too much to anybody
no possible implications
arghghghhghg
that sheepdog stare
the bestial glare
she never said
all the letters had the wrong address
snorts held in may damage your sinus
c'mon darling i wanna hold your hand
and fall down in the pain of the unspoken

moving swiftly along...

sunny daze
dodgy music
lazing away
too many beers
outdoor activities
feel the grassing knoll beneath you
poseurs and poseurinas
smokey old men
great big silly sunglasses
what is bocce?
what is boule?
what is petanque?
what are fighe?
why not shout to the heavens about it?
barbeques bengalore
Camel not content
instructions from the man
do not spare the facial hair
lay your left buttock down the line of the jack
(don't inform jack of this behaviour)
position the weight on your left shoulder
aim 18 cubic thumbs to the orange baston
DO NOT place your beer on the grass
bemoan the lack of beer without gluten
mill around without rhyme, reason, or knowledge of the season
I will stand over here
I will sit here
gabba bloody gabba bloody hey bloody hey fucking
He is the designated ditch bitch
You may not snigger at my incompetence
shield your eyes from the hair glare
launch your feelers in an off-white position
lets cluckle on ceaselessy
she shoots, she scores!!!
pretty little bottoms
all in a row
turn that frown all around!
let's try it from his end
oooh errr
who is that all swearing action man ?
from some far flung land ?
he wins
he wins
he golly gosh wins again
Cazzo!!!