misogyny has a wide butt

this morning i woke up with a camel in my bed
and he woke up with a nad in his shed of souvlaki juice
so he had to shake out his boxer shorts to be rid of the little green shreds
one of them was called Thomas, he was very fresky that fine morning
he had a poncho for little green bits, crazy old women and men called Beavis
beavis, never let it be said...
anything at all really
yeah, coz then the goat sold his shares in bastardi corp as the price fell when it was revealed that the humour wasn't worth her whotsit
which is odd, because her whotsit usually fetches such a great price
gteat was an author, most illbred and has swarthy fotches of oil were highly woven and sought after when he must ruck to the lavatory
does anyone else think this blog doesn't make sense??
it's almost as if it was written by two different people, every second line is so different!
banana, banana, banana
apricot, apricot, apricot
she knew when she listed the above fruits that it would be found in breach of the lavatory draft 7 mix and feared the awesome place where one shits
but lavatory draft 7 mix plays the best of old and new rock, and if you listen to all our hits and remember every 14545262 song you could win, win, WIN!!!!
oops my vocoder just fell out.. whats a vocoder?
well, when a mummy and a daddy vocoder love each other very much........!!!!!
what? they buy a house and demand the beavii/rats get driven into the streeets and wonder whyyyyyyy?
obviously. It's the latest version of middle class angst
oh, i only know how to watch the simpsons
connor only knows how to what the mimons...... oh, and futurlama
oh the fair maiden said oh.
oh , what shall we do,
crap in your blacmange
or be really grown up and call everyone bwana?
or just call everyone
on the phone
like a gteat big fucking grown up
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the gteat family is one of the longer read lines in the country of frottshire
they all knew the gteats as great masters but few knew of their PENCHANT
but in fact the ponchios are a very prominant brighton family!
or at least so said esther
or elspeth
i can't remember now!
anyhoo - i've got my M16
i once spent an omelette with a bloke that reckoned his cousin't friend's wilderbeest ate at MI5's cafe
Beavis - SMUG ALERT!!!!!!!!!
how about the word smirk?? You havne't said that yet????
importantly at the start of this campaign, rear admiral Kevin knew where her butt sat
i like a woman who knows where her butt starts and finishes!!!
or maybe 4!
hey know, hey know, hey know
hey knonny know
hey low brow!
hey hey hey now
the following will be really meaningful: ".... (lengthy pause)....it's better to never ever anything ever than to die on your knees". And I mean that!
In the nicest possible way
i don't want to talk about what died on my knees
i thought you'd already had that surgically removed???
or most of it at least
there will always be the memories
and the remnant DNA
ummmmmmmmm - how about that reggae then??
i really quite like that guy with the dread locks
i think he is from the sadam
you know, like bob marley
or eddie grant-veder
where does the term reggae come from?
is it a carabbean word for dreadlocked drug fiend?
or just for really relaxed music?
or maybe it's a german word
for "OK, we'll tolerate you, but only if you bring the hooch"????
anyhoo - i really think the maraccas should be used more in the reggae