Starting surprisingly with .... Group A!
Brasil
Brasil (they call it that, and they should fucking know) are just fucking great at football.
they are the bestest team that has ever kicked a round thing into a net. Ever since the world cup was made worth pooping on, Brasil have been up there, and near there and have done it an uber saucy manner. Sure, they dont play the funky attacking way they once did as they have suffered from the homogenisation of the whirrrld game, and play a bit more sensibly, and a bit less excitingly, they still rock. AND, they are at home james!
nb 23.7 percent of all players at the world cup will be brasilians, just that most of them will have been naturalised to crap countries... smoke that and stay fashionable!
Croatia
they do luffly chequered shirts, like they just stole the table cloths from italian restaurants, but they also continue to make great fitba players. As far the current bun lot goes, ive no fecking idea, but they wont be shit!
Mexico
Sure Mexico just lost one or their best players to injury, which is better than losing him in a bet over coffee beans. And theres the whole 'not really achieving much in world cups despite having good players' thing. but mexico and mexicans fucking rock. and without guateltocsplayan blanco, all the players certifiably have necks. Tis about farking time, Mexico will rule the interspace!
Cameroon
research would inform us that cameroon are this and that.
but research doesnt exist on planet limebeaver. funk dat!
we proclaim that roger milla will come back at age approx. 252 and still be farking amazing. Cameroon will fly the like the swooping butt cranes they are and dazzle everybody with exhilarating play and a large disco ball made of mirrors.
you complain about myprediction-
winner-brasil of course... they are farking brasil and they are playing in brasil!
2nd-Mexico di corsa... they are due a fabbo tourny and 100 million personas chidas lo merita!
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