Belgium
belgium are just marvy of late, they have a load of good players who play in good leagues and king leopold the cunt is long dead. so vive la belgialandia!
this blog will contain no mention of waffles or chips. arses!
Algeria
the algerian national team must be hugely highly motivated, they come from a rubbish islam farked country. so they must want to play fab, get noticed and get the fuck out of there! they will speak french and arabic, and perhaps some funky berber type langues to each other on the field. and there ends any possible knowledge about algerian football, not to mention algeria, the album.
Russia
it cannot be the fault of russians and russian fitba players that they have a HUUUUGE CUNT as a leader who insists on being a HUUUUGEE CUNT all over the place. nevertheless, it makes it a little difficult to love the team ruski. these players and coaches have most likely never committed mass murder in chechnya, or oppressed free speech, supported murderous tyrants in syria, or stolen bits of other countries under false pretences. So, all the best to them and their unfashionable hairdos.
South Korea
or the peoples republic of that bit of that peninsula that is not run by a mad man with a fetish for 80's haircuts, South Korea are the second best team in Asia, and despite the fact that asia is fucking enormous and contains at least a third of the worlds population, isn't really much of a feat. They are decent but never inspiring and all have had plastic surgery to make themselves look like barbie. psychos!
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