2014 World Cup Group G

Germany
der mineshaft will be there, they will be tuff and they will entertain.  they might even will the whole show.  if they play like they have in recent years, thatll be okay by this limebeaver.  Bastian pig climber is a machine and they have brilliant players all over the place, Miroslav Klose to god still gets picked and scores despite seeming to be rubbish for 15 years now.watch em! (you can tell this isnt a british blog, as there is no mention of the war, ah shit it...)

Portugal
cristiano ron-ego  is playing ridiculously well and even better than leaping lioneltastic at present, and he alone could make portogallo a threat.  which will need to happen, because it is all about him, no really, just ask him.

Ghana
Ms Klu has many a clue and taught me about fish heads, and she is ghanian and well cool. so ghana rocks.. since they dropped the sobriquet 'gold coast' and left it to some classless australian bogans, their football as improved immensely.  of their current team, they have x, y and z.  and no one can fuck with that combo.

USA! USA! USA!
usa! usa! usa! have gradually evolved (at least in the fitba sense) and now actually have a fitba kulcha and a whole squad of good players.  unlike their government, team usa! usa! usa! wont set the world on fire, but they wont suck either.  goooo soccerball!

Germany of course will romp through and win the group, of bloody course.
the second place position will be hard thought after, but alfonse the tipster horse intestine says crtwat will take portugal there and then pose for 45 mins.