Uruguay
lead by their brilliantly talented and exquisitely maggoty goal machine, luis bitey-bite suarez, uruguay over achieve, constantly. for a country with a population of 124 people and 2 goats, their achievements are truly spectacular. it is such a pity that they play like such arses. here's hoping suarez gets struck by lightning, covered in poo.
Costa Rica
los ticos are most likely a bit crap. which is hardly their fault really. they come from a tiny country and players with names like fronk and scrotch. this blog admits to having a pro nica bias and therefore can't love the ticos too much. well done on getting there, hope you enjoy your participation ribbons.
Engerland
bah ha hah... yes it is england. the anti uruguay with their underacheivement matched only by their biennial cringeworthy conviction that this is their time to not suck. ha! they actually have a decent team this time around and may well not be comedic, or may well be.
Italy
gli azzurri (yes one of the 23 teams called the blues) are guaranteed to almost always do well. great coaching, tactical nous bordering on awful, awful cynicism and a quality league etc mean that they are hard to beat when they can be arsed. plus they always look the snappiest of all teams on show. forza italia, maybe.
group winners will be italy, unless somebody causes a crisis by hiding all their hair products.
second will be gah, england, as they are due a decent showing. Fear not, they will crap it as soon as they play a proper team.
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