Switzerland
rah rah switerzlandia... who have a decent team made up mostly of 2nd generation swiss. Which won't be the case in the future as they aren't going to be having an more of johnny foreign socks kunming to town. their best player is wolf van schnafrlarfle who wears custom made boots , custom made from dogs spleens.
Ecuador
ecuador and this blog made up a few years ago. and i believe that the world is now a better place. their team has some quality players from the town of hot waters inside tubular springs. thus making them the first team with member from the town of hot waters inside tubular springs.
but they prolly arent all that amazing outside of hot waters inside tubular springs which will
undoubtedly effect their performances, as the matches are in brasil.
France
les bleues (shockingly translated as the blues) are looking fab. well sort of. franck the stanck ribery isnt playing, so the team looks much nicer as a consequence. but they will also look much shitter on the field coz he is a marvy footballer.
at least this time it seems they wont all have their period and bitch fight all the way out of the first round and back to france asap to get hounded by le presse.
Honduras
the national team of honduras are know as 'those whiffy el bastardoses', due to the now infamous flatulence outbreak of 1954, when 3 trainers and a display pony died a gruesome death of asphyxiation by culo expiration. which may or not be a slur on the nation and their current football team. They just won't be very good really. which is a shame coz im sure they are jolly good chaps.
winner douc-e franc-e by a country (or urban if you insist) mile
second, ecuador, just out competenting switzerland and being far more entertaining about it.
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