Thursday, June 05, 2014

2014 world cup -Group B

THIS IS THE GROUP OF DEAAAATTHTHTHH!

spain
reigning word champions, winners of the last 2 euro championships and generally pretty fab.  espana may not be as amazingly good as they were with people getting old et al. but they are still farken amazing.  maybe a certain doctor in spain with blood bags will need to up his smack game?

netherlands
runners up from the last world cup when they betrayed their sexy football theorem to play thugby instead. it got them all the way to the karate chop final, when the lost the espana.. and thank fuck for that.  they won't be bergkamp cool. but they will still be fab.

chile
the darkest horse in the in the darkest trunks from the darkest corner in hells racecourse, chile could go a long way and will be majorly bummed to be in this group with two of the best teams in giro.   they also play brilliant attacking football, which means that despite the fact that their spanish is incomprehensible, they rock that fitba boat.

australia
oh fucking dear. re-building, re-amoristising and looking to the footcha... thanks for coming and lets try to not be embarassed.

spain will win the group
the nether regions will be second
the chileans will be hard done by the duck
australia will not get a point.. but its all about the footcha!

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