these american banks and other money wankers that claim to have brought on the crunch
theyve never even heard of the crunch
sure they caused a worldwide financial meltdown
but they certainly havent been to been to the crunch
it seems they loaned money to any buttknockers that asked for it
without even receiving a postcard from the crunch
bungholes who could never afford houses and dillweeds who invested stupidly got money
i certainly didnt see any of them down the boozer at the crunch
they speculated multiple millions of dollars on things that never even existed
without so much meeting a single resident of the crunch
successive moronic governments started with a useless ex-actor let these greedy fuckers run rampant
without listening to a single record from the crunch blues band
imperilling the entire planets economy and the livelihood of billions
without once glimpsing the crunch on the horizon atop a mountain
greed, greed and more greed, these leeches live for nothing but money
and never once have they watched a documentary about wildlife at the crunch
allowed to flourish by corrupt immoral politicians who were part of the whole scam
whilst never even taking the time to learn a single word of the crunchian language
when it comes to the crunch
there are very strict banking regulations there so these scum best reform their business practices
if they hope to open a branch there!
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