Portfolio eye view of the world-P part 1

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Pakistan
Pakistan came into being when the english decided to carve up the sub contintent to seperate those gazillion cheeky hindus from those gazillion naughty muslims. It probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but quite frankly these neighbours dont get along (with nukes). The majority of the muslims took their lives into pakistan, an alleged democracy and into east pakistan, which is now bangladesh. Of course it all went toilet shaped and now pakistan is one of the major sources of frettage the world over. A country effectively run by the military with a hell of a lot of muslim extremists in positions of power and some of them have access to nuclear weapons. The regions next to the afghanistan border are teeming with religious nutbags who 'hate us because we are free'. In addition to this bag o tricks, they are constantly nearly at war with india of kashmir and they loooove cricket.
travel advice-stay the fuck away.

Palau
Well its an island or some islands in the pacific. apart from this i have no fucking idea. famous palauns include ironclad the goldfish and seatboot the palm tree near the beach.
travel advice-when you go over the dateline, does your body know its younger/older?

Palestine
Palestine should be where israel is, but it isnt for many varied PROFOUNDLY WRONG reasons, guilt, money, phony ethnicity claims and other idiocy. Sadly, many palestinians live in desperation because of the terrorist state (israel) oppressing them in their own country. This gives the islamic religious fuckwits lots of excuses to brainwash them. Palestine these days is known mainly for the fact that it is continously a place of armed conflict.
travel advice-i would rather eat my own hairy toe knuckles than go there.

Panama
Apparently there is a panama city hotel which bob mould thought was so cool it was worth writing a song about. Panama is the skinniest bit of central america so some digging people dug a big hole in it so shipping wouldnt have to all the way around south america. Good Idea! But, as a country in central america they have to speak thththhththth and probably have very little money or tin snips.
travel advice-if you're ugly forget it, I on the other hand am fab so I am going there sometime soon

Papua New Guinea
So who was the buttock who thought this placed should be called Guinea? Does it look like a west african country? no, it bloody doesnt! It is a big island directly north from ossstraya and the last of the major islands of the chain that consists otherwise of indonesia. Unfortunately, because the indonesians are arseholes they rigged it so when the europeans pissed off, they managed to steal half of the island which they now rule via intimidation and terror and are trying to engineer the society into an indigineous minority by importing lots of javanese. This is shit and inexcusable and the silence of western countries on the matter is a fucking disgrace. Free West Papua. Incidentally, it was formerly an australian colony so we could pretend we were a big tough country like euros and yanks.
travel advice-the last known cannibals ceased munching people 40 years ago, so its probably a bit safer these days.