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so whats going on today care of sbf news at 6.30?

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First up a whole lot of banging on about the credit cruch, bank bollocks, money for pensioners, politicians queuing up to get on telly and crap on about it, then in godblessamerica and europe similar stuff goes down...arent we all very big and clever mr and mrs politician in berlin/canberra/london/godblessamerica city...
general market uppity up news, around the world.... aha... yep thatd be that shitty system in decay then ... has anybody heard the godblessamericans apologise for this enormous fuck up yet?
thailand v cambodia border stuff, confrontation, thai troops pull back, no they didnt... somewhere along the enormarse border people cant decide what is whose what is whose.. there is a pretty khmer temple in the middle of it. thai troops are on one side and cambodians on the other being cranky and mooning each other but this time the thai farangs actually played on the temple and the cambodians threw sticks and beans at them... and told them to get out or there would be big im telling my mummy trub...
3 charged in indonesia about terrorism, another three indonesians have been charged with terrorism (and without having the army's permission) and news about bali bombers who might be getting shot to death and small pieces very soon.. the death penalty really is barbaric, these days only third world countries like indonesia, china and godblessamerica allow it..
the john howard racist cunt intervention in the northern territory has been looked at, with changes proposed, I propose that john howard be strung up from a bridge and we can throw rotten tomatoes and javelins covered in napalm at him...
tasmanian police comissioner charged with illegaly disclosing private stuff to a couple of politicians... how fucking exciting! perhaps he disclosed how the whole state in is in the thrall of Gunns bastard forest massacring, habitat destroying and environment destroying inc.
Victorian police sexual crime squad investigating minister re sexual assault allegations, it is alleged he failed to sniff a chair or eat his own bootlaces...
dead australian girliy in croatia update, it is big news coz she is kinda cutesy and blonde...vaffanculo. her dad claims that the croats did a crap job of poking her body stick coz they found no signs of violence..and wants another autopsy in ossstraya... usual pants bias or have his corduroy dungarees rolled up?
tibetan leader say conditions worse, the chinese imperialist pricks initiated a crackdwon for olypmics and a HUGE surprise they havent lifted it! Shock!!! dictator state invades neighbour state and acts like an enormous maggot.. china you are a fucking prick!
Mbeki back in zimbabwe coz of mugabe fucking over deal.. ;yes, that top bloke, freedom fighter and murdering, corrupt lowlife has reneged on his deal to not be such an arsehole and form a nicey nicey everybody hold hands government of unity.. and then another HUGE surprise, he goes back on it and gives all the jobs that count to his matesy... just fuck off and die of aids. and while you are at it, give some aids to mbeki too so he can feel the fate he caused tens of thousands of south africans.
austrian cyclist kohl busted for doping in the tour de france... the bloke who came third and won the spotty botty jersey has just been busted with these fab new blood tests that are catching loads of cheating bikey nerdy maggots, lets hope they catch uber maggot armstrong by his one nad...
north korea stops nuking again now that godblessamerica have said that they are no longer 'big girly arse-faces with no mates and a booger for a brain' on telly... and on the game goes.. what would happen if mcccain bunghole or obabalama were pres? sigh...
In the upcoming canadian election some bloke is the favourite.. i wonder if i stick this pencil up my nose if i will think in greylead?
And finally, the usual blahdeblah bunkum about the upcoming godblessamerica election, just fucking get over it! we dont live there! obamalama is winning and trying to keep his sensible trousers up with braces and mccain is trying any old thing he can and palin is a horrid backward little slag...

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