stiffy little fingers

the family stiffoir lived by a frozen bocs
the roof came a tumbling down
leaving the family stiffoir with no shelter
mr stiffoir dropped lots of 'clever' one liners
but they weren't very funny
that didnt stop him
banned from school with knits
a real girl called eye-ee-shucks
ginger stubble
mark molloyocks rings a bit real
i recognized the background skyline
lots of big names and big nobs
little boy stiffoir is having a rough time of it
mummy stiffoir has chortled off to some imaginary town in the north
for a big day...
daddy stiffoir had a lot of things going down
somebody tried to run him off the road
somebody tried to run him down
somebody cut his brakes
a farting dog right nearby
his car upside down in the lake
his bird left him to become a big lesbian
his faced is scratched
his one liners get worse
dry? not really...
daddy stiffoir got his jacket all broken
the roof fell off his house
he stole a dead mans car
but its okay
theres a love interest
ethnic at that!
and a great big conspiracy
where would the world be without them ?
the bloke he works for sold his flesh
for a pound of coins
the turkish fraternity were mistreating mr memo
and something about an old geezer doing stabbin practice
it all ended ironically
or was that underwhelmingly ?
at least i think that was the point
it might have just been his trousers rucking up

i wonder whats happening in new zealand...