Friday, December 22, 2006

il signore dei friks

he did hot foot in the land of scenery
he threw himself out of aeroplanes
ribs notwithstanding
he ate chocolate on a glacier
he marvelled at the 2nd world prices
he probably complained a bit
he chatted to japanese fighe
he exchanged wisdom with a cockney geezer
he bought the dvd
he slept amidst the fucking backpackers
he made sense of the local accent
he did unspeakable things with telecaster guitars
he made contacts with network executives
he probably saw some cool nature on the way
including some wacky boat in the air between the mountains attached to the wires
he imbibed gluten in evey form
gluten burgers
gluten pot noodles
gluten cheesy poofs
gluten gluten bites
gluten me not gluten straws
'i cant believe it's not gluten' gluten
a gluten shake with extra large fuck me up the arse gluten freedom fries
hell, he even had a gluten implants bunged in
missing your gluten ?
skip the patches or the fake gluten puffers
just get gluten thingies attached to your behind

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