erik the earwig

erik the earwig lived on the wall
he was small, brown and maggoty
erik the earwig would show his head from time to time
but he felt unloved
people always looked at erik oddly
sideways, lengthways and cazzoways
erik the earwig was just getting to grips with himself
he often did that
he really didnt need all those funny looks
it was enough to give an earwig a complex
one thing that erik the earwig felt was on his side
was his mighty organs
and the mess they could make if he was abused
it certainly scared off the camel
he came after erik the earwig with a giant white board
erik leaped for his life
knowing full well that the camel meant business
whiffy, sticky and unpleasant business at that
after a brief scuffle
erik the earwig was subdued and escorted outside
but the camel knew he was lucky to escape with his trousers intact
next time... thought erik the earwig
next time he wont be so lucky
as he screamed BEEEEELLLLLLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN into the summer night