Saturday, December 30, 2006

dead duck walking pt. 1

here we go....
look around the senta (copyright pending)
little ducks narrowly avoiding big bad sharkies
little ducks having their numberplates personally modded
little ducks being fearful of ugly ugly humans
little ducks doing whatever the fuck else little ducks do
how many slices of goatbergine would you snuffle if you were a duck?
he needs somewhere between 919 and 1149
exact science this...
little ducks with the other bigger ducks
most notably and impressively the Generalissimo Big Fuck Off Ducks
with their yellow goobbly bits
see the little duck film
starring little ducks and figa announcements
did you know that little ducks are only found on this part of the pond?
i bet you fucking didnt
i fucking did
i learned it at little fucking duck primary caucus school
but then, sadly, i forgot
then its time to cruise the little duck shoppe
how much stuff can you ram a little duck onto?
as a boke upstairs once said...
for fucks sake!
for the full little duck experiece
why DID they change the name from hoity toity fucking ducks
to little fucking ducks?
hey? clever trousers?
then its off down the rampart
and plippity plop onto the sand
for a big arse, cold and quite dull wait
dont forget your diary of a secret lodging
the kids suck
the sand sucks
suckity suckity suck suck
fucking cazzo

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