St Kezmania the lesser

so that bloke from Casa Affollata got a bit of a path in a bit of a grassy area named after him...
That's pretty average really. He must have been a nice bloke, done something interesting or had a cool hat or something.
that chick that sold her butt on the corner of the street may get the corner named after her
Slut Corner has a nice ring to it..
Donaldo Bradmano had an oval, a castle and a tapir husbandry establishment named after him. There was also the Bradmano Adult Bookshoop, the Bradmano Noodle and Soup Bar and the Bradmano Shooting Gallery for the Criminally Insane.
Unfortunately, the latter grouping had to be closed down after a law was passed by a pack of tosspots outlawing naming anything Bradmano unless it was white and male.
I even see that in the Ubiquitous Shitheads of Ambiguity they are going to build a big statue in honour of Mr Marvellous Martin Loothead Sheen. So a big grey thing is to be constructed, the We Got That Black Guy By The CIA/KKK Memorial Minefield.
That pales and pails into munificence compared to the shortly to be announced renaming of St Kilda, (suburb of Melbourne Australia, at least for the last 100 years approx) to St Kezmania. It has been unanimously decided that naming a suburb of Melbourne, after a small Outer Hebridian island was a bit silly. After all, nobody speaks Celtic, there is a distinct lack of big fuck-off rocks and it's not strictly speaking, an island that's constantly battered by the North Atlantic.

In light of the inappriopriateness of this naming, a search began in the late 1930's for a new name for this inner bourbon brothel. A patron saint with class, panache and who was famed for her work with the legless lepers of Bastardsville, Nubia was sought. Mysteriously only one candidate was found and that was the renowned St Kezmania. Her lesser known miracles include drinking a liquified kidney stone (with salt), publishing a treatise on the rights of indigenous goat growers in lower Cacofonia and turning scabies into a delicous snack treat.

The residents of St Kilda (not the island) will be informed of this change in their status and widespread looting, burning, and laughing at big hair is expected if not obligatory.