me and my culo take 2

trevor decided it was time to introduce his new special friend around school
nobody seemed to want to know
they all looked at him strangely
what's wrong with these people?
is it a racialist thing?
he knew he must keep his culo to himself for the timebeing
obviously the world wasn't quite ready for him
eeeediots!

in the end he knew what was to be
he would bring his culo along to show and tell
and show all and see what they could tell him
flogger was up first
his talking mushroom was a flop
alphabeticalism he thought to himself
then minky
shy and retiring
got her monkey out to a large round of applause
not that he was intimidated
he knew his culo was a match for any of them
all was needed now was to wait out Boris
ahh, Boris and his great disappearing bag
he made it disappear
he sure did
he sure did
seen it all before
thought trevor

the butterflies started a major firefight in his belly
was he to be Bowie without a wig?
what if the back row boys took issue with him ?
that freak Glug that sniffed thumbtacks was a scary prospect
Trevor hoped his culo would impress that nutter
once they had met him,
there would be no more knocking clevor trever
Miss Pantywaste called his name
he looked back
no time to hesitate
ready culo?
hello?
well it's time for the show
whether culo feels up for it or not
he pushed back his chair
took his culo by the hand
and proceeded down the aisle
feeling a thousand pin prick stares...