spleen dating

a charming young spleen was feeling incomplete
what's the point being a spleen if you can't vent?
she knew her way around the organ pool
she was familiar with the leering liver
the macho heart
doof doof baby...
the 'you can call me small' intestine
word had it that epiglottis was in town
what did he ever do for me anyway ?!
but the hole (!)
did seem endless since they took A Pen Dix away
where can one find that 'special' colon?
perhaps a sincere lung or two..
you can't be fussy when you are only a gland
and surely not the most popular ductless being in the graveyard today

so the little spleen put her details up on the binternerdmix
so many choices, trying out gland sites first...
shocking!
they have positively nothing to do with the circulatory system
www.spleensonly.com, www.organsthatplease.com, www.nakedsphincter.com
in the end it had to be www.pelvicsphlancnicganglyon.com
imagine if the bowels got wind of it...
the shame
a few choice photos
dufficult to get when there are always you-know-whats about...
sort out a little profile
alias, age, hobbies, and a quick run down on what it's all about

how do you gently fudge the topic of being full of BILE!!!?