days ending in Y

School nights have been cancelled
There’s no such thing as gainful
Half price chop smacking?
10 peseta butane globules?
First a stop at Smart Artist Trivial seat
Trevor knew no bounds
Rather disappointing crowding
Guffawing and not pointing out the pointless
Buttered steak behinds
Feel the badness slide down yer throaty
Arteries clog
Funk dat
Why pray for today?
Or pay full price for the play?
Off to a blustering beginning
Thank the sky for the cold, cold wind
Thank the Inca people for a warm, warm ear protector machine
Unshaven barbarian mooching forwards
A slow place like gnome
A gay bar without gay people
It’s so hard to have one on your own
We are Jolly, enough said
Odds on it’ll be Michael Jackson
Don’t try to deny the many colours of the special rainbow
The guy lurching at the far wall
The twirling ladies in their finery
The mugs with the cups pinned to their foreheads
Very plastic noise pollution
No seats for you big guy
A better place awaits vosotros
Half as nice at the same ole price
Norvegia re-faces you
Since when don’t they speak uzbeki in Finland ?
Even the ugly ones
Friends made over fire machines
Strange stoolfellows
Jogging past 14 pubs
Smiling at 20,000 feet
Hitler youth renamed Cubs
The suffering of the german people was no need to call it off
Apparently they deserved it…
Mr bowling with his cazzo talks the chat
Making new figa friends
Connected at the hippy
The endless sea
Washing all over he, me and we
If only you could trust a figa
As Jason Plato once proclaimed at Netherbottom Circuit
Tis hard to be profound at 250kph in the rain…
Mr muppet adjusts his stick
Mr maggot looks for a stronzo
There’s that guy he was!