bang your head until you're dead

metal:a headbangers journey
so this bogan bloke loves his metal
it took him from being a spotty little canadian guy
to a spotty little candadian bogan guy
he grew his hair long
and time permitting grew a gnarli rad
he found his 'community'
lots of other bogans
being cranky about stuff
and taking it out on their spinal cords
small brain damage beer
said canadian bogan then went on to university
and read anthropology
it took a while
as it's a long word
and he was a bogan
he travelled to Central America
to understand other cultures
and wrote a book or something
then he turned his attentions to his one true love
a society he 'had been defending since he was 12'
very metal
and made a study of metal, it's roots, it's varieties, it's fans, it's sluts and junk and stuff
he talked to famous old metal people
and young norwegian psychos
lots of german bogans in a field
to try and understand the whys and hows of metal music
and why metal had been demonised and patronised ever since then
a good fust was made of it
and despite his obvious boganic tendencies
he seemed to have control of his synapses
and made valid points
about crotch thrusting
who was the first metal bogan, apparently bleck sebbeth
the devils note
metal boys hair bands
norwegians not liking the lutheran church
tents in whacking camper
and junk and stuff
he failed to demonstrate though,
how if you watch a film for too long
seated in the incorrect manner
you get a sore arse

overall very interesting, if only the subject was the church...
i give it 3 thumbs semi erect and a short pony ride to creel