you can, you might, you shall, you should, you must, you will...

Assorted members of the Limebeaver International Evisceration Syndicate (L.I.E.S) awaitng interrogation.

ask me a question
request a blog topic
demand a retraction
inquire about a rant
solicit some lacking information
quiz my knowledge on something
take issue with some nasty assertions
query a baseless claim
question the credibility of a post
interrogate the spouter of this rubbish
go on, do it to me...
you know you want to...
do something dammit!!!!

please, do tell me what images I can publish...

Known kiddie fiddler Mohammed the Bung.

this is one of the images that caused mayhem when they were printed in a danish newspaper.
muslims all over the world went nuts, burning down buildings, rioting, screaming death to the foe and it became an international incident...
its seems the ludicrous religion that is islam bans any pictures of mr mohammed the paedofile and they think that everybody on the planet must follow their moronic, backwards and risible rules...
dear islamic arseholes.. fuck right off...

the erection in godlbessamerica inc.

well its all over the news
there was an election in godblessamerica inc.
i was pretty happy with the outcome
but more struck by the fact that i really shouldnt have to give a shit
i mean...
do we care who gets up in the chilean election?
the bermudan election?
the malian election?
the turkmenistan election?
the fucking etc etc election?
but we have had to put up with campaigning for maybe 18 months from godlbessamerica inc.
when old/young/black/green/guy/lady/horses arse mispronounced something
on the other side of the world we had to fucking know all about it
and the worst part of all.. is that it matters
whoever gets elected in godblessamerica inc. affect bloody all of us
and that bites arse!
so it came down to old cranky war veteran guy from right wing reactionist party
versus not really black big talky talky bloke from confused ex left wing party
with their backups
fucking ridiculous horrific redneck awful woman
and some old white bloke
so, it was clear that the choice of awful woman was a gamble
it shows how bloody desperate the fuckers were
if THAT had power, any fucking power
fuck off you contemptuous cunts
they had debates
they wandered around their beloved country
they banged on in absolute bullshit language
and were applauded by loads of mindless ra ra ra people
providing the kind of cheese that only godblessamerica inc. can
the racist scumbags hated mr sort of black
despite the fact that he was half white
some black people didnt like him coz he wasnt black enough
the rightwing arseholes did the usual dog whistle stuff
encouraging racial, religious bigotry that the godblessamericans inc. public love
but it didnt work
the old cranky and dodgy fucker got done in
and the horrid awful fucking redneck bint did too
and now we can all go back to living again
without being bombarded every fucking day with another 'news' story
about their fucking election
but of course we now get the 'gotta get a whitehouse pet' story
the families 'behind' the bunghole candidates
and countries all over the world scrambling to claim how special their relationship with godblessamerica inc. is
kenyans are all hoping he will look their way coz his dad was from there
indonesians are hoping he will look this way coz he went to school there
and everybody else looks on trying to look important
at least that bush fucker has gone
and with him those neo con pricks
arrogant and deceiptful
lying and stealing and warring and all that jazz
and the person in power will have half a brain at least
and perhaps give a damn about people who arent white and rich
and not believe that god told them to do everything
of course he will be hamstrung by all the businesses and lobbyists
all the donors and all the chrisitian and jewish groups
all looking out for themselves....
who knows he might just have substance
good fucking luck to him i say

what really gets my goat...

a fence with fairy floss pasted liberally on it...
a bear trap in a photo studio...
a glowing lassoo held by wonderwoman looking rather serious in her smalls...

these are a few of my favourite things (that get my goat)... la la la

Portfolio eye view of the world - S part 3

S

Sierra Leone
It seems there are only 4,455,105 countries in Western Africa and Sierra Leone is but one of them. But! It does have possibly the coolest name of them all, roughly translated by me it means Lion Mountain Range, if that is true, it's a kick arse name for a country! If it isn't, well, i filled in some space and perhaps partially hid my complete ignorance (d'oh). I shall pad it out a little more with a few generalisations; dark skinned people, french speaking and not particularly wealthy and horrible civil wars... If they are francophones, why the hell does it have a thththpanish name?
travel advice-discover if there really is a lion mountain range, get a photo and send it right here.

Singapore
I am a bit suspicious of singapore. Why did that teency little bit of the malay peninsula get to be a different country and particularly rich? Most likely the british did, they usually do... Anyway,thats where it is, a small island i think it is huge financial hub of asia, full of han chinese and pissed expat anglos and other gringos. It may well be very nice, but I don't find it that appealing, in fact it sounds positively BORING! all that anal retentive stuff about being chucked in jail for spitting chewing gum etc sounds crap to me. The brits promised it would be a bulward against the onrushing japanese with lots of big guns pointing out into the water in ww2, but the japanese cunningly avoided them and came overland, which apparently the brits handnt thought of, and they had that huge empire!!??
travel advice-go when the cars go vrrom vrroom blip blip at night, thatd be pretty cool

Slovakia
Ever heard of Czechoslovakia? well this is the bit that isnt called Czech. They stopped hanging out a decade or so ago in a quite amicable split. Which was nice. Slovakia is just south of the tatra mountains in poland and north of hungary and rather close to ukraine. I wombled around Kosice and it had a very pretty waitress who went off to be a babysitter in godlbessamerica, some gold in a box, a pretty fountain and that was about it. Interestingly it seems if you sit in restaurants and bars long enough, good looking women in rather snug clothing come and give you free cigarettes... On an ill fated trip i tried to get to see some of castle only to miss the bus and was hassled by 2 dodgy gypsy fuckers for kms as i tried to get back to the station.
travel advice-if you go to kosice, book your accom in advance, as no bastard spoke english almost anywhere, especially not in the student accom for doctors where i tried to stay... phew

Slovenia
Slovenia is only little and is the meeting point between western europe and slavlandia. This has caused an awful lot of grief over the years with racists going bonkers. It borders italy, near Trieste and was a part of Yugoslavia until blah blah blah. In ww2 there was some big carnage and fighting about where the border would be with italy and there are plenty of big holes in the ground where facists and communists and partisans killed each other and turfed the bodies in, called Foibe. (And Erik said that book about Foibe was useless!). There are plenty of mountains and it is all very pretty, apparently.
travel advice-throw your hands in the air like you just dont care

Solomon Islands
The Solomon Islands sounds like a good place visit, just off papua NEW guinea and all. Pacific Islands, not spoilt by an abundance of bunghole tourists (who would rather go to bali and inebriate, vomit, explode etc), luffly beaches and an interesting culture. Unfortunately there are these ongoing biffo shows about secession or bean derivative prices which means there is shooting, killing and a jolly bad show. Then again, there are quite a few of them so surely some would be alright... the capital is honiara and i have no idea how i know that.
travel advice-try not to get shot, it will bring bad karma on your sunny, smiley beach holiday

a daftness cup

so today is the big day in melbourne
you know the one
not that other big day
or the one involving revolving lavatories
or some other horse shit desperate cry for attention big day
no
its the day of the melbourne cup
the race that apparently stops a nation
the birds seem to be still twittering away
the bungholes still seem to be poncing up and down brunswick street
desperately and silently screaming 'look at me!'
the planes havent been grounded
and the grapes keep growing on the vines
so it doesnt bloody stop a nation
unless its a different nation that i havent yet heard of
maybe it stops one of those small nations of 7 people in the brazilan amazon rainforest
one of the ones with no electricity and no contact with the outside world
perhaps instead of worshipping grubbs called trevorinho
they drop everything , lunch included
and rush off to their satellite telly which they dont have
and bet on which horse wins
who knows? maybe it forms a great religious ritual
if the horse with the midget wearing pinks stripes wins
it will be a good season for jaguar dancing
or if the horse with the midget wearing brown and yellow boxes wins
the gods of the flooding will drown them all..
etc etc
i heard some buttknocker claiming that it might be the most famous race in the world
i assume his world consists of australia and the bit of bali where moronic australians go to get pissed and then blown up
that seems to be the usual world perspective for australian media types
i have occasionally mentioned this event os.
and people just dont know what you are talking about unless they sad horse snoggers
some argentian horse trainer in a pub in shiplake had
but thas a pretty large stretch
how about the triple crown in the us?
how about the grand national wotsit in engerland?
how about that one in paris?
or a gazillion others around the world with more money?
australia's wish to be noticed is sometimes just plain painful...
pthhhthththt
something along the lines of a third of all foals bred for racing are put down each year
because they arent going to make it...
if a horse 'breaks down' (what is it a fucking car?) during a race
it gets killed on the spot
but if it wins its owners and trainers millions of dollars
it might get a bit more hay
what the fuck is going on with that?
inhumane bullshit is what that is...
and its all done to make money for crimainal scumbags and give suburban bogan wankers a chance to put on their expensive silly hat or a rented dinner suit
gawk at each other in a competition of 'who looks like the biggest fucking idiot'
get pissed out of their brains and then fall over and vomit
along with the truly pretentious twats
looking down their big noses at all
and the wanna be famous who hope desperately to get their surgically altered mugs on telly
and theres all that fashion tripe
that the lepers with a bakers dozen brain cells lap up from their telly sets
as if it actually means something
phththththth
thank fuck theres a day off in it...
pthththththth

eddie izzard- cake or death

cake is for nancys; reagan, travis, sinatra, all the big girls' blouses...

Forza Abertawe!

Lost in translation: road sign carries email reply

• Stolen from The Guardian, Saturday November 1 2008

"A council put up a Welsh language road sign reading "I am out of the office at the moment" when it should have said "No entry for heavy goods vehicles".

Swansea council contacted its in-house translation service when designing the bilingual sign. The seeds of confusion were sown when officials received an automated email response in Welsh from an absent translator, saying: "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated."

Unaware of its real meaning, officials had it printed on the sign. The council took down the sign after Welsh speakers spotted the mistake."

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THAT'S MY SWANSEA...

Portoflio eye view of the world- S Part 2

S
Saudi Arabia
Oh dear, is there anything good to say about saudi arabia? The home of fucking ridiculous islam, and the enforcers of the wahabi fanatical version of it (and the money to finance attrocious terrorism, which is then exported worldwide, causing mayhem and misery wherever it treads.... Women dont have rights in Saudi, only old backwards men dressed up like the most awful vision of cross dressers. It is home to mecca and medina, the 2 most holy sights in islam, where millions of people flock annually to the places where mohammed raped a camel and where he fellated a bucket of beetle dung. Unfortunately, they have lots of oil so the rest of the world has to kiss their arse and not tell them to fuck right off, which would be a good idea. Neanderthal morons.
travel advice-travel somewhere else, really, rather and very far away.

Scotland
I think its a country so bog off. Scotland is the neck and head of britain, and not coincidentally the bit with the shittest weather. Having to live on the same isle as the english has been a real bummer for the scots, big style. The scots almost had their own empire when they set up a colony in what is now panama, but it all went horribly wrong. There is magnificent scenery in scotland, lochs and hoots and wotnot and lots of people that are apparently speaking english, but it certainly doesnt seem like it. Famous scottish people include tony blair and gordon brown! har har! and thomas babington macaulay and rod stewart! Due to being stuck with the aforementioned has meant that there are huge scots populations in north america and australia and everybody has to get drunk with murray.
travel advice-its not as bad as trainspotting lets on, but walking around thurso in your shorts in november will get you strange looks.

Senegal
West africa again here and they have some nifty football players which i suspect are called the rampant elephant thwackers or something of the like. They put france out of the world cup a couple of wotsits back and that was fab, coz half the french players were flogged from senegal and other west african states. So, they speak french then, I guess somebody has to do it.
travel advice-check the current political sitch before you go there, during bad periods there is a ban on legs there.

Serbia
Serbia got painted as the bad guys during the ex yugoslavia war, and they bloody well deserved it coz their army carried out some very nasty bits of work, but they certainly werent the only ones. Milosovic is dead and karadzic is in gaol and these days they have stopped being matey with russia which is good thing. Conspiracy theory and timothy leary claim that yugoslavia was dissected by the americans coz they didnt want any mid sized powers. Boh. Anyway, my strange boss in cirencester who banged on about wanking in a sock and never took his cap off claimed to have lived in belgrade and everybody was great.
travel advice-dont mention the war, or eddie the eagle (he's a twat)

Seychelles
She sells seychelles by the sea shore. But she is a bit pricey so she can bog off, you can get them for free on the sea shore yourself, come on, put your back into it! The seychelles are a group of islands in the indian ocean, not terribly far from africa but not terribly far from asia, terribly far the palenque though. Lots of people go there for bleach holidays, so im guessing they have plenty of bleach, in fact its probably magnificent.
travel advice-go there, right now, but clean your boots with toothpase first to get that winning boot smile.

it's seafood tuckerbag but with FRESH PAINT!

http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?a=o&id=105238072&cc=AUSTRALIA&c=32326037&p=10&s=vic&snf=rbs&t=res&tm=1225328211

and its only 40 kilometres from civilization!

504

remarkable
this is the 504th posting on this blog
including all the rubbish ones that got posted twice
all the daft ones that only had a couple of words
all the silly pictures and videos and links
that i put when i couldnt be arsed thinking up some tripe to type
from humble beginnings this blog has moved on to humble middle bits
to equally humble more recent bits
humble in the sense of the not up to much
not humble in the sense of unassuming and non judgemental
there is plenty of bokko, generalisations and plain venom filled rants
there have been a few posts in italian
and maybe one or two in spanish
perhaps a half dozen written by guest posters
many greats including, suzanne, kez, dave, beavis, catherine, erik, jehovis, camel and lisa
a lot more greats have been hassled in the attempt to make them write
but they were too smart for all that...
there have been some travelish blogs
stories of being in italy, the uk and venezuela and even one from taiwan
stories of being bored out of small skull
it started off rather convoluted and wilfully obscure
but that ended up to too much hard work
of late there has been riveting series of the world guide
slandering and libelling, making huge generalisations and nasty innuendo about every country on the planet
blatant ripping of of lyrics by songwriters of the great and good departments
and a dozen or so blogs about a pretty little hairy geezer who sits nearby me licking his legs
go beavis!
who can possibly know what marvels await in the future of this blog
probably about none... thats how many
tall tales and turtles
adventures on the high seas and at the low pubs
incredibly perspective diatribes on the geopolitical state of the world
or just more bollocks...

deiner schuer

Apathy
Beavis
Chadstone
Doooooooooooooooooorrrrrrr
Ebabes
Flaky
Grasping
Hair appointment
Ignorant
Jeff lover
Klu Klux Klan
Lazy
Malvern East tennis club
Nancy Reagan
Old
Peugeot
Querelous
Racist
Short While
Two minute noodle hair
Underwhelming
Vacant
Why?
Xenophobe
Yawn
Zealot

a-gog

picture this
it is 1991
australia is being run by the labor party
or is that the labour party?
paul keating had usurped bob hawke only recently
it left a bitter taste in the mouth
bob was such a chchchchcharismatic bloke
the bloke that said any boss that sacks his underlings for being late to work the day australia 2 won the americas cup was a bastard
a real man of the people
so it was a bit sad that he got bumped by keating
who seemed a bit uppity
but bob had lost his touch
power had most certainly gone to his head
it was time for a new figure
and he turned out to be very impressive
wiping the floor with i challenge the prime minister and other conservative arses
lots of people were still ranting about how they didnt vote for him
but in this country we dont vote for prime ministers
we vote for political parties
year 12 had fizzled out
i had missed it entirely
it was a blur of chippiness and bore
angst and snore
then a year dedicated to sloth
booze, dope and fags
all kinds of extremes
jumping the back fence
walking through that bit of grass to the bottle shop
sitting outside on the steps with champelli spumante and 2 bottles of beer
visits to the tennis court car park and the primary school at night
bruce the fuckwit carrying on
then to blackburn and good good times
that palled quite quickly
the bullshit and cds being paraded
the ties hanging off the walls
the jim man impersonations
that so many people fell for
and ended up being so very transparent
sorry for being slightly perceptive man
it was very impressive though
most people fell for it most of the time
i always thought it must be incredibly hard work
livers and lungs and brains took an enormous belting
as did the phone bill
there was a couch above the front door
there was a mountain of rubbish on the nature strip
that the council threatened us about so we had to hire a skip
there were some pathetic dope plants in the backyard
that a couple of morons tried to steal and got busted!
there was twatkins being as painful as sbf if not worse
there was a bite out of the toilet seat and tomato sauce on it
the dishes pile high
and a constant stream of visitors
some people would just come over and hang out
completely uninvited
some of them were fucking buttocks
a girl lived under our pool table for a few weeks
and someone who was proud of the fact that he hadnt washed or clean his teeth in weeks
a big plastic bin full of cigarette butts
there was the bearded ladies party
the buying dresses and wandering around the streets in them
an almost big punch up between that bloke and that bloke
a room entirely full of stolen street signs and traffic cones
a trip to elwood beach at night
tripping away
lying on the sand staring at the clouds
manipulating them to form rabbits and other animals
but i tired of it after a few months
just when harder drugs were looming
along with a bit of petty crime
i didnt want a part of that
and i was bored with all the lies and charades
so i got a haircut, a purple shirt and some ridiculous blue trousers
and moved out
to start afresh after my year off
decided to repeat year 12 as an 'adult' at the tafe
where i met agog....

he took her to a (bad) movie

He met her in the pub, he took her to a movie
and when they'd listened to some dub, he took her to a movie
and after all the trub, he took her to a movie
but so did I

and when her head was sore, he took her to a movie
she's always been such a whore, he took her to a movie
and should she become bore, he took her to a movie
but so did I

I think she's been on the smack, he took her to a movie
when they cut off her crack , he took her to a movie
and when she couldnt hide the tracks, he took her to a movie
but so did I

there's nothing left to do, he took her to a movie
but she's a junkie too, he took her to a movie
we're now sniffing glue, he took her to a movie
but so did I

Portfolio eye view of the world - S Part 1

S
Saint Kitts and Nevis
They say a long time ago a big asteroid came hurtling across the galaxy and biffed into what is now the caribbean sea. I wonder what effect this had on Saint Kitts and Nevis, probably a damp one. Nevis is a cool name innit?
travel advice-there is a subtle difference between going to the bleach and going to the beach.

Saint Lucia
There sure are a lot of saints floating around that aforementioned sea. They probably all are quite similar, little islands with poor people who are good at running on them.
travel advice-dont pour beach on your clothes to get rid of the spots.

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Yes, do carry on all you sainty island groovers. I have no idea how many grenadines there are, but they sound like a kind of booze. Much better than Saint Vincent and the Grenadiers. I am sure its lovely around these parts thar.
travel advice-When will there be a saint buttmunch or some such other cool named saint, just to liven things up a bit?

Samoa
well thank fuck its not saint samoa. at least we leave the spiffy caribbean to go to the spiffy south west pacific to Samoa. There are actually two Samoas; this one and American. As you could probably guess the godlblessamericans stole the latter. wankers. I went to the samoa once when i was rather short and i dont really remember much about it, chanced are the samoans dont really remember much about me either. fair play.
travel advice-you could do worse than sitting on the beach, eg sitting on the bleach

San Marino
It is a real country. no really. Despite the fact that the country is about 20 cm x 13 cm, it counts as a country. It is wholly surrounded by italy, coz its in italy! The san marinesi speak italian and have a castle. Apparently San Marino actually did something cool centuries ago in the human rights field, though I am buggered if i can remember it and i REFUSE to do research. There is a San Marino formula 1 grand prix but this is actually not in san marino, confusing!
travel advice-go to italy and turn left, or right, depending on where you are.

Sao Tome and Principe
Some more islands in the sun, but far more exotically located ones. Sao Tome and Principe are a group of islands located not far from africas armpit. (my vernacular). I suspect they were once portuguese so you can probably hear jdjddjjdjdjdjddjdjdj if you listen closely. I also suspect there is oil wealth in that there armpit so there are probably 4 rich people on the islands and everybody else is horridly poor. As that is the way it is done in africa.
travel advice-these islands sound like a proper exotic place to me, i would love to got there, but perhaps for the locals box hill north back beach would be exotic.

Far be it from me...

the bering strait...

har har...

Portfolio eye view of the world - R

R
Romania
Welcome to eastern europe, land of ickle girls bouncing around on beams and throwing balls in the air and vlad dracul. Unlike its neighbours, Bulgaria, Greece et al the romanians speak a latin based language. It has one of the highest populations of gypsies anywhere which is bad news for the romanians. Communism arrived, built horrible buildings and they also had ceacescu who was a complete buttock of a dictator. Many romanians fled to western europe and became huge maggoty fuckers causing all kinds of criminal grief.
travel advice-count dracula is a real guy, in fact all romanians are draculas, so go to bucharest and and bite someone on the neck to make a friend.

Russian Federation
Russia is big, really, really, fucking big. Not panty waste big like australia or china.. its huuuuuuge. stretching from the baltic to the pacific, from slavic europeans to far eastern asian peoples. Russia has had a long history of being a big bad backwards bully. The tsars were tosspots and kicked about with nobs like rah, rah, rasputin russias favourite love machine. Catherine the great didnt even die shagging a horse and ivan the terrible didnt get that name for being a super fab loveable guy. After the bolshies got bolshy then came the soviet onion Lenin and Stalin, a psycopathic prick if ever there was one. As the 'evil empire' it trashed everybodys houses, invaded afghanistan, murdered anybody with a brain in a gulag, sent a dog called laika into space without any dog biscuits and generally tried to fuck with the whole planet. It fell over in the 1980's but now the kgb is back with vlad the anal impaler putin and russia is back to its bloody old tricks in chechnya, georgia, ukraine and poisoning defectors in london and journalists in moscow. The home of great literature, arts and vodka its just a pity that russians seem to be desirous of a 'strongman (farking carnt) as a leader. It is massively corrupt so you can see why russian chicks are trying to snag foreign blokes all over the internerd.
travel advice- st petersburg would be groovy and there is the trans ringwood railway, just outside zone 3.

Rwanda
Start thinking genocide, Hutus, Tutsis and french bastards (and other westerners) who couldnt be arsed making an effort to save hundreds of thousands of lives because they were black and besides, there was camembert to munch, gooses to be force fed with sticks and rubbish pretentious movies to make. Rwanda is a very small country in central africa that is still recovering from the monstrous genocide of the 1990's and suffered a major setback earlier this year when beavis came by and spoke shit french at them. The good news is that he left and that they have officially decided to ditch french and take up english as an official language... har har.
travel advice-dont get a time machine and go to rwanda during the genocide, that would be very grim and you will most likely lose control of your bowels, if indeed your bowels havent been macheted off.

Einstein kicks religions arse for 34 goals 15

BOKKO YOU BILIOUS RELIGIOUS BUNGHOLES!!! - EINY


From a letter, dated January 3 1954

On organised religion in general;
"The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this."

On Judaism and the obscene 'chosen ones' claim;
"For me the Jewish religion like all others is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people. As far as my experience goes, they are no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything 'chosen' about them."

tonight in the wwhorrrrrrrrrllllllllllddddddddddddddd

so whats going on today care of sbf news at 6.30?

#beepity beepity beepity blonkity beep#

First up a whole lot of banging on about the credit cruch, bank bollocks, money for pensioners, politicians queuing up to get on telly and crap on about it, then in godblessamerica and europe similar stuff goes down...arent we all very big and clever mr and mrs politician in berlin/canberra/london/godblessamerica city...
general market uppity up news, around the world.... aha... yep thatd be that shitty system in decay then ... has anybody heard the godblessamericans apologise for this enormous fuck up yet?
thailand v cambodia border stuff, confrontation, thai troops pull back, no they didnt... somewhere along the enormarse border people cant decide what is whose what is whose.. there is a pretty khmer temple in the middle of it. thai troops are on one side and cambodians on the other being cranky and mooning each other but this time the thai farangs actually played on the temple and the cambodians threw sticks and beans at them... and told them to get out or there would be big im telling my mummy trub...
3 charged in indonesia about terrorism, another three indonesians have been charged with terrorism (and without having the army's permission) and news about bali bombers who might be getting shot to death and small pieces very soon.. the death penalty really is barbaric, these days only third world countries like indonesia, china and godblessamerica allow it..
the john howard racist cunt intervention in the northern territory has been looked at, with changes proposed, I propose that john howard be strung up from a bridge and we can throw rotten tomatoes and javelins covered in napalm at him...
tasmanian police comissioner charged with illegaly disclosing private stuff to a couple of politicians... how fucking exciting! perhaps he disclosed how the whole state in is in the thrall of Gunns bastard forest massacring, habitat destroying and environment destroying inc.
Victorian police sexual crime squad investigating minister re sexual assault allegations, it is alleged he failed to sniff a chair or eat his own bootlaces...
dead australian girliy in croatia update, it is big news coz she is kinda cutesy and blonde...vaffanculo. her dad claims that the croats did a crap job of poking her body stick coz they found no signs of violence..and wants another autopsy in ossstraya... usual pants bias or have his corduroy dungarees rolled up?
tibetan leader say conditions worse, the chinese imperialist pricks initiated a crackdwon for olypmics and a HUGE surprise they havent lifted it! Shock!!! dictator state invades neighbour state and acts like an enormous maggot.. china you are a fucking prick!
Mbeki back in zimbabwe coz of mugabe fucking over deal.. ;yes, that top bloke, freedom fighter and murdering, corrupt lowlife has reneged on his deal to not be such an arsehole and form a nicey nicey everybody hold hands government of unity.. and then another HUGE surprise, he goes back on it and gives all the jobs that count to his matesy... just fuck off and die of aids. and while you are at it, give some aids to mbeki too so he can feel the fate he caused tens of thousands of south africans.
austrian cyclist kohl busted for doping in the tour de france... the bloke who came third and won the spotty botty jersey has just been busted with these fab new blood tests that are catching loads of cheating bikey nerdy maggots, lets hope they catch uber maggot armstrong by his one nad...
north korea stops nuking again now that godblessamerica have said that they are no longer 'big girly arse-faces with no mates and a booger for a brain' on telly... and on the game goes.. what would happen if mcccain bunghole or obabalama were pres? sigh...
In the upcoming canadian election some bloke is the favourite.. i wonder if i stick this pencil up my nose if i will think in greylead?
And finally, the usual blahdeblah bunkum about the upcoming godblessamerica election, just fucking get over it! we dont live there! obamalama is winning and trying to keep his sensible trousers up with braces and mccain is trying any old thing he can and palin is a horrid backward little slag...

#beepity beepity beepity blonkity beep#

now you know all that matters... go paint your camel blue