Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Fitba World Cup 2010 Preview- Group F

Italy-Mavaffanculo! Italy are the reigning world champions, whose boring negative tactics won them the last world cup. boo hiss! There is a good chance that they will win it again this time although there team is not as strong, their organization and cynicism knows no bounds.

Paraguay-The other 'guay played really well to qualify via the south american play offs and therefore most be considered a good chance to get out of the 'group of life'. I do like their slimming red and white stripes too.

New Zealand-hahahahahhahaha!!! New Zealand are quite possibly the worst team ever to get to a world cup finals. They are truly shit and to win a game, the opposition would have to commit hari kiri on the pitch, twice. What an embarrassment!

Slovakia-This may well be the first major tournament for the slovak bit of the old czechoetc.
The fact that they are there at all is a minor miracle and shows that they can play football a bit. Depending on paraguay's state of play, all the gold in Kosiçe might be required to get them through.

Predictions- First and through to next round-Italy, inevitably
Second and through to next round- Paraguay, after seeing off slovakia.
Not qualified to next round-Slovakia and NZ with a record negative points haul.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah! stoopid New Zealand. And some Australians are embarrassingly trying to get on the band wagon by calling them Asia Pacific...gah!

limebeaver said...

the same kind of thing that happens when a nz band or actor makes it big, all of a sudden they are australian!
stoopid new zealand can go and make in a bottom.

Anonymous said...

Hear Hear! bottom making thingy thing baaaa