Sunday, June 06, 2010

Fitba Word Cup 2010-Preview Group E

Netherlands-The orange people are a brilliant football team that play great attacking football. They have loads of quality players and could even win the whole shebanghole. Unlike in previous years they dont seem to be too busy arguing about who is the biggest and cleverest instead of making an effort to win. So watch out!

Denmark-Gotta love Denmark, for an ickle country with only 7 citizens they kick culo. Without loads of mega stars they will have to get their blonde shit together to progress. Their vikingness destroyed large chunks of europe and all the way to godblessamerica inc. before it even existed. So they are not to be messed with.

Japan-Team Kore Wa Pen Desu blue samurai are here again and will perform valiantly no doubt. Whether that is good enough to get out of the group stage is sumimasens guess. They certainly have enough quality but most of their players are jockeys.

Cameroon-Home ground height-advantage should mean the rampaging indomitable lion machines are looking good. Hopefully all their players will stay alive during this world cup, unlike the last one when one dropped dead on the pitch in the middle of the game, which was horrible.

Predictions-First and qualified to next round-Netherlands and their mental oranje people
second and qualified to next round-Cameroon coz they are well hard, and you dont fuck with lion machines
Not qualifed to next round-viking legend cars Denmark and rape of nanking nihon-jin japan.

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