Argentina- The Argies have a magnificent squad that is easily capable of winning the world cup. Unfortunately they also have a complete buttmunch of a manger, Dago maradoona. He left most of the best players at home and now seems destined to fuck up the tournament for his nation and the best player in the world, Mr messi.
Nigeria-Nige-eria should be having a big world cup, what with it being it africa and all. But as it is a country of lunatics and psychopaths they will probably get a half-dozen red cards per match and forfeit the lot.
Korea Republic-What a charming name for a country! Korea Republic, why not Korea Dance-Party Fish-Sticks Wonderpants? Whatever their daft name they have a good chance of getting out of the group as they are not completely rubbish and the other teams might fall in a pit of taipans.
Greece-Greece are pants, not the saucy kind that lingerie models wear, but shit old man y-fronts with stains around the arse department. They won the european championship 6 years ago by literally boring the other teams and any spectators to death. They play horrible defensive football and deserve to fried alive in a vat of aegean oil.
Group B prediction-Argentina first and through to next stage
second and through to next stage (briefly)-Korea sminky pinky Republic
not qualified to next round- pyscho nigeria and coma-inducing Greece
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