Thursday, June 10, 2010

Fitba World Cup 2010 Preview- Group G

Brasil-are just damn superb and as per usual stand a good chance of winning the cuppity cup cup. Despite the fact that their coach has got them playing comparatively boring fiba, they still should rock. 'tis a bit of a bummer that superbootooth little ronald wont be there for a few more frills and pills.

Korea DPR-is a misnomer if ever there was one. Democatric? bloody no! Peoples? nope they are all starving to death! Republic? fucking hardly! Only the Korea bit is half true. half of the players will be robots and the other half with be mutants with 8 foreheads. Oh and they will be rubbish.

Cote d'Ivoire-or honk de willy de honk as they are more correctly known are pretty damn good and have a groovy name like the marauding frolicky elephants. They have half a dozen toppest of levellest players from top european teams, so IF svennis can get their shit together they could destroy.

Portugal-djzdjzdjzdjz and all that jazz have a solid if unspectacular team, except for Cristiano Ronaldo, who is very spectacular and if he plays in a manner half as marvellous as he believes himself to be, they could do something, other than the gothic two step.

Predictions- First and qualified to next round- Brasil, of course
Second and qualified to next round-Portugal (if ronaldo stops looking in the mirror)
Not qualified to next round-the elephant stomperers and North Korea democracy everything is lovely and we arent dying of starvation dictatorship.

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