Engerland-at every major event english fans believe that their team will win, and every single time they are dead wrong coz they are shit. Except this time. With an italian coach who scares all the prattish players into line they actually have a chance of doing it. but they wont.
Godblessamerica inc.-have been playing soccerball surprisingly well lately. if only their fans could stop shooting eachother long enough to notice it. Whats more their players arent all typical egomaniacs as most godblessamericans are, because they play a 'girls' sport. But everybody still hates them.
Algeria-Poor, poor bastards. Imagine being colonised by the arabs and then the french! They should give the other teams a scare, if not only coz al qaeda might bomb the crap out of them.
Slovenia-beat motherrussia to get to the finals, damn impressive considering there are only 2 million of them and motherrussia has 345354545billion. Achieved by 'team spirit' 'playing for eachother'and 'usual horseshit blah blah blah'. Capable of underdogging all they way to a motorway lay-by near you.
Group C prediction-First and qualified to next stage (unfortunately) Engerland
second and qualifed to next stage godblessamerica inc. (ditto)
not qualified to next round dangerous algeria and plucky slovenia
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