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8.30 shout a lot out the back
8.35 when a maggot opens the back door, enter the house and shout briefly at the maggot
8.36 purr when receiving pats, take up position on the couch
8.38 fall asleep on the couch
10.32 rudely briefly awoken by some maggot
10.35 fall asleep on the couch
10.36-12.12 sleep on the coach, purr occasionally when patted
12.13 awaken briefly look around
12.14 fall asleep on the couch
13.35 rudely awoken from great fluffy dream
13.39 look around dazed
13.40 smell cooking bacon and leap to kitchen
13.41-13.44 shout sleepily about bacon
13.45 munch down bacon fat
13.46 lap up some water
13.47 sit in the kitchen and shout rather forlornly
13.52 give it up and get back onto couch
13.53 get comfortable but do not fall asleep, instead look around hopefully in case some bacon forthcoming
14.03-14.27 intently watch a maggot eating pasta matriciana with THAT bacon on it
14.28 give up and fall asleep on the couch
15.02 hear some bird action out back door, look up, change direction lain on couch
15.03 fall asleep on the couch (with an ear twitching if case of bird noises outside)
15.20 purr a bit and watch a maggot disappear, dont care very much
15.22 fall asleep on the couch
17.10 awoken again by a maggot, purr perfunctorily
17.11-17.37 sleep on the couch
17.38 get up, stretch very groovily, yawn quite a bit flounce about
17.44 wander around shouting, scratching at boxes, jumping on things and shouting some more
18.15 get put on top of a bookshelf
18.16 look bemused
18.25 purr, try to beat some string
18.35 try to kill a maggot that wants to help me get down
18.42 finally get down only to get around the house upside down
18.56-19.02 try to catch some cloth fish on a rope
19.05 hear noise from front door, rush there only to find a maggot with a plastic head
19.10 disappear with a casual shout out the back
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20.54 smell something meaty on the bbq and return, shouting animatedly
21.00 shout maniacally and fling dead mouse around in the air
21.06 eat dead mouse
21.14-21.48 run around pile of leaves and sticks jumping and shouting
21.49 catch a mouse and play with it
22.13 get bored and eat mouse
22.15 enter back door looking very satisfied and licking chops
22.16 demand attention, shout and disappear into the night
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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1 comment:
All that disturbing of an inncocent shouty trying to sleep sounds like cat abuse to me! ;-)
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