i missed the point

i went to a music festival and didnt see any bands
i missed the point
i went out with a girl and spent the whole night talking to the barman about politics
i missed the point
i travelled to a foreign land and spent the whole time with australians
i missed the point
i shaved my head but not my face
i missed the point
i watched foreign language movies dubbed into english
i missed the point
i went to a posh restaurant and filled up on bread
i missed the point
i fell asleep and woke up again soon after
i missed the point
i wanted to see europe so i went to mini europe on philip island
i missed the point
i needed an idea, so i asked beavis for one
i missed the point
i smoked dope but i didnt inhale
i missed the point
i wrote a blog about missing the point but i got it spot on
i missed the point
i sold my soul to the devil but lost the receipt
i missed the point
i invaded russia in the winter but didnt take any socks
i missed the point
i sniffed glue but had a blocked nose
i missed the point
i watched a scary movie but talked throughout the frightening bits
i missed the point
i opened a can of worms but didnt go fishing
i missed the point
i changed my name but forgot the new one
i missed the point
i drank light beer
i missed the point
i listened to the smiths but didnt get depressed
i missed the point
i wanted to know what was happening in the world and bought the herald scum
i missed the point
i sought entertainment and turned on the telly to a commercial tv station
i missed the point
i ran the 400 metres but got bored and stopped at 396 metres
i missed the point
i went to britain to get a tan for my summer holiday
i missed the point
i paid a prostitute for sex then just played chess with her
i missed the point
i was a homophobe who enjoyed watching pedro almodovar films
i missed the point
i bought a whole leg of prosciutto crudo and left it for the ants to eat
i missed the point
i tied her to the railway tracks with licorice strips
i missed the point
i went to the moon on an epic voyage, but stayed in the ship and watched telly
i missed the point
i used big impressive words but i didnt know what they meant
i missed the point
a 4,230,107 metre pair of trousers rucked up
and i still missed the fucking point...