end of september blog

well its the end of september
a time for us all to take stock of out lives
and our cubes
the end of september pondering tradition was first started by the berber peoples in north africa
so they could all stop and count their sand
and the bloke with the most sand counted in the 24 hour period
won a tall donkey with a hump
it seems to have crossed over to european culture with the moors when they moved into southern spain
the spaniards took some time to become accustomed to it
as they could not say sand properly
thhthththththththththththandthhththththand...
but eventually some drunk english secretaries and football players showed up and enlightened them
they were good at that
and it arrived in australia with el capitano ththththronzo a couple of siglos back
now all people in this fair land take this opportunity for some navel gazing
so,
what have you done this month to your local eagle?
who have you made out of paper mache?
have you met any brazilians?
is your career careering off the rails or is it just swinging its hips seductively?
have you told your family about your plimsoll obsession?
did you save enough kidney beans for a new one?
if you look at tree, does a library clap count all of a sudden?

BIG questions!!!!
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