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Fiji
An island nation in the south pacific part of some nesia or other. Although it isnt really that pacific of late. The main problem is that half of the population are ethnic indians, and the indigenous folks dont dig that. Therefore there have been coups and all kinds of shennanigans. There are beaches and cocounuts and all that jazz or jatz depending on your leanings. Some golf machine playing bloke is from there and he has legs.
travel advice-pretend to be an australian diplomat and see how long it takes to be get kicked out of the country


Finland
Is not part of scandinavia, at least that what Marten says. He also says that the finns are boring and alcoholics. They certainly resemble their baltic neighbours, latvians estonians or even russians much more. Finland is famous for saunas and lakes but mostly for having in obscene amount of fast driving taciturn blokes. Rosberg, Hakkinen, Raikkonen, Makkinen, Grondberg and plakkinen, schmackinnen and crackkkkinen. For a country of only a few million they sure are very zippy.
Travel advice-do they sauna-ice cold lake-sauna repeat and see if you have any reproductive organs left.

France
Ooooh goody and im not even english. France great, france is super and france is the best! It has the best food, the best wine, the best beaches, the best mountains, the best music, the best kulcha, the best chicks, the best blokes, the best dogs, the best language, the best academie francais, the best eiffel tower and the best semniforousnadbuttnoitglobule. At least thats what the french will tell you, over and over again. Once I was on a tgv and saying to my friend that the shinkansen in japan were faster and more comfortable then said tgv (fact), and some outraged french twat leaned over from the seat om front to tell me off.... sigh. Laurence was very nice though and made great spliff. I do like the sunflowers and drunk catherine and so what if i passed out on the road and nearly got run over by laurence's brother?
travel advice-get a great big 'Le france est merde' t shirt and and walk about paris.