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Haiti
Half of an island in the caribbean, the other half being santo domingo. And amazingly a part of india, at least that's what Colombus thought when he rocked up there some centuries back. It was the first land sighted by the genoese explorer and tight arse. Things in Santa Domingo are going alright but haiti is right down the toilet. Food riots, bastardy dictators and being one of the poorest countries on the planet, with a nice climate.
travel advice-stay on a boat off the coast and launch cannon loads of food at the beach
Honduras
An ickle country in central america, most famous because godblessamerica thought it would be a good place to blow everybody up because it suited its interests in teh 1980's, hang on, thats the whole fucking planet. Large and omnipresent thththththth alert.
travel advice-dont wear a honduran flag as underwear and ostentatiously scratch your arse in the street.
Hungary
Where Juicy is right, right now. Aww, i love Juicy.... Also the home of Anita, juicy's saucy housemate. Budapest is very cool, first you have buda, then you have pest! I decided it was a good place to go pot holing and it was way cool. The hungarian language is unique in europe and has only the slightest relation to finnish. I once met two stoned girls in amsterdam who kept telling me they were hungry girls from hungary, then laughing their arses off...
Also the location of the worst formula one track on the globe.
travel advice-have a hot springy bath thing and tell me if its worth all the fuss.
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