gnam gnam

whats for dinner tonight?
i could be a vegetarian
a vegan
a fruitarian
a lacto-ovotarian
a fishtovaffanculoarian
eat ethically
mince your pig tendrils
dice your oilyphant in slitherines
baste your leg of ostrich, big un's need a lot of it
slice your whale burger thin
roll up yer california rolls in gnu slabs
squid ribs? dip em in napalm and watch em sizzle
zebra burritos with matching hyena sauce
its karma man
kestrel kebabs, nothing better after midnight
baby seals, well tenderised on a bed of red ice
lashings of snow leopard on your pizza
i want my panda liver and i want it now
3 score cochineal beetles on high speed in the blender
smoooooooooooooooothiness
might as well move to argentina...
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat