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live from badstock, austria:
we are now up to the semi final stages, after some strange things happening in the quarters.
turkey beat croatia - jammy, jammy gits
germany beat portugal - they are a machine!
russia beat holland - what the fuck?! and they outplayed them like legendcars
spain beat Italy - in a battle of who can be the most defensive, diving scumbags... huzzah
which leaves us with turkey v germany - should be hairy as the turks dont have any players left, (except for the german ones) they have all been booked for being backwards bungholes or got broken. They really shouldnt stand a chance against germany, unless of course they play fatih's game.
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russia v spain -we wonder which spain will show up, the exciting passing beasty one or the bed wetting i hurt my culo one. Russia have been brill and Guus is no goose. But do we really need to give the russians government any more reasons to belligerant tosspots?
limebeaver picks- germany do turkey like its christmas in laverstock and russia thumps spain who only have themselves to blame for trying to be all clever clogs.
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