my friend mr mountains

this blog is about my friend mr mountains
my friend mr mountains really should be called mr mounts
but that just doesnt sound right
a bit too suggestive
and we dont want to be suggestive about mr mountains
he can do that all by himself
hes a saucy cat that mr mountains
mr mountains first name would be alex
titter titter
mr mountains has a business with mr head
its called head & mountains
sounds imposing doesnt it?
like some kind of turbocharged anti dandruff shampoo
i think it should be called mountains & head
but what do i know about rocks?
mr mountains favourite word is belin
which he uses with amazing regularity
and he loves calling people marcioni
they have a geology type business which is in the old borsa
and i dont mean handbag
in a superb location just off piazza de ferrari
a fab building that just goes around and around
if you go there you feel like you are on some trip or in 2001 a space oddysey
your whole body just leans inwards despite the fact that there's absolutely no basis for it
they have a little office with a couple of desks
that doesnt smell like paint any more
the window closes now
not like in the bad old days
out that window you can see the rotund void in the middle of the building
like a doughnut
i bet he still hasnt put up on the wall that map of australia i smuggled through customs in a didgeridoo for him
they didnt believe me it was an instrument
in english or italian
like i was going to smuggle drugs in a 5 foot wooden tube!
deficenti!
mr mountains loves sampdoria
he plays football on the ics bocs and has wayne rooney in his samp team
mr mountains smokes camel blu - not camel blue
he loves talking about rocks
mr mountains is a veritable rock star
he even showed me this machine for digging holes that he was thinking about buying
not a big boys one thought
mr mountains made a big impression on emma
not when she came to visit
but in the photos later!
mr mountains loaned me his graham hancock book
it was bloody hard work to read in italiano
mr mountains went to tunisia to visit mr squillibrato
mr mountains is a big fan of mr squillibrato
mr mountains, mr squillibrato and mr marco all went to school together
along with various paoli, luca and others
i tell you
they are whacky guys that carignano bunch
they dont stray to far from their hill
mr mountains likes banda bardo and litfiba
he kindly fried me some cds
i wonder if one day mr mountains will to come australia
after all we have the biggest rock in the world
all power to mr mountains...