Monday, June 29, 2026

the mandalorian an... zzz



 

utter pish

ive put up with decades of (mostly) horseshit from the franchise

but this might well be the end of the road

simplistic, intellectually feeble, predictable, cheesy and rammed with shitfully obvious cynical attempts to pull on heartstrings

(and thats just my tinder profile!)

ohh

starting from that fateful visit to the swindon megaextraplex in the saucy summer of 99

its been a painful parade of (largely) uninspired trouser guffs


fuck you dinsey

and while you're at it

go and make in an intergalactic arse


Saturday, June 27, 2026

E por isso o futebol é magnífico





O gajo perdeu completamente a cabeça, é tão bonito.


Tuesday, June 23, 2026

madness - the band, the pilot



 

madness were a brilliant band
of that
there can be no doubt
(and they still arent too shabby)

their fun time hijinks
their catchy ska toons
their DOUBLE appearances on the young ones
made them leg-ends to many

they even came up with the zany idea of having their own tv show
after meeting important movers and shakers in the tevee biz
and they got as far as making a pilot
of them being 'mad lads' around camden town

alas
it wasnt all that...
(wasnt much this either)




Saturday, June 20, 2026

jebus was strictly glutenous



 

that endless source of logic, compassion and common sense

the catholic church

has decreed that all 'hosts'

that shitty tasting wafer that cafolics have to munch on

to make god happy

(or something)

must contain gluten!


because the 'real' jebus 

consisted primarily of the stuff

(besides being blond and remarkably buff)


what now for coeliac fairy story fans?


stay tuned to learn nothing further...


Monday, June 15, 2026

ma i sudafricani sanno che si scrive con la 'e' ?





la nazionale di sudafrica si chiama bafana bafana
non sapevo che sti sudafricani fossero cosi gran tifosi della 'strega' italiana
che, la vigilia dell'epifania
  consegna i regali O il carbone
ai ragazzi
(a secondo che siano stati bravi o cattivi)

 cio lo trovo carino/stranino
pero al meno dovrebbero imparare a scriverlo correttamente!

forza befana befana!
(e sono stato piu meno bravo)




Saturday, June 13, 2026

Word of the weak - borborygmus



 

The gurgling or rumbling sounds produced by the movement of gas and fluids in the stomach and intestines during digestion.

lliu- oi guts! quit borborygmusing, i cant hear the new 12 inch remix by the demoiselles electriques d'avignon  



Wednesday, June 10, 2026

Die gekke Nederlanders hebben het helemaal verkeerd begrepen!




como se dice 'back asswards' en holandes?


Sunday, June 07, 2026

tonello non e una parola italiana



quando si impara una lingua

uno si sente bombardato da parole, frasi, grammatica etc tutto nuovo

e letteralmente impossibile a ricordarli tutti

troppe informazione!


c'era una volta

un mio studente simpatico che mi dato un passaggio al centro

mentre chiacchieravamo ero sicuro che mi ha detto la parola 'tonello'

e oltre all'altro milione parole che mi sono piovute addosso

ero contento che me ne sono ricordato una!


poi tutto compiaciuto 

gliel'ho raccontato a una amica speciale

'ho imparato una parola nuova!'

la sua risposta

'no, non esiste, si dice tunnel'

poi, ho protestato

'ma il tizio simpatica che mi ha dato un passaggio l'altro giorno, mi l'ha detto proprio quando siamo entrati in uno'

ma no

no si dice tonello in italiano

neanche se credi che un tipo simpatico te l'ha detto

fucking tunnel, fucking buuuu!




Thursday, June 04, 2026

Non, les anciens Indiens ne possédaient pas d'armes nucléaires!




il etait une fois francais

je faisait un tour europeen

avec l'objectif d'ameliorer mon francais

a paris j'ai practique beaucoup avec l'amie geniale

a lyon j'ai parle plus de espanol parce que mon hote de airbnb etait espanol!

prochainement j'ai passe un moment genial pres de montelimar avec mon ami super cool et ses amis

et j'ai assez practique mon francais avec eux

a marseille les gens dans mon airbnb etaient francais

mais je n'en ai presque non vu aucun a l'exception d'un type antipatique 

il m'a dit 'je ne suis pas prof, je ne suis pas ici pour enseigner francais aux etrangers!'

sympa!

enfin je suis alle a nizza (son vrai nom)

une ville que je connais un peu

et mon 'airbnb' (via un agence immobiliere!) etait avec un couple indien!

(et ils ne parlaient pas du tout le francais)

l'homme etait etudiant au universitaire dans le domaine des sciences

etait un type rare

il m'a raconte que les anciens indeens avait des armes nucleares!

bien sur, j'ai ri et dit 'c'est une blague, non?'

Il s'est alors mis en colère et a dit que c'était vrai.

et que il y a 6000 ans la civilisation de la vallee de l'indus

avait les armes nucleaires!

je ne savais pas quoi faire

il etait homme de science 'apparemment'

et je ne voulais pas faire des ennemis chez moi

et je ne savais toujours pas si'l plaisantait.

donc, j'ai dit 'ah oui, je ne savais pas'

et j'ai change de sujet


mais putain, vachement c'etait faux!


alors un decade plus tard j'ai fait un petit peu de recerche...


Defusing India's Ancient Atomic Blasts

The facts behind an urban legend claiming a nuclear war in India some 12,000 years ago.  


by Brian Dunning
October 18, 2016

Today we're going to spin the globe around to India, to the eastern edge of the great Thar desert, where sits the ancient city of Jodhpur. According to a popular story backed up by numerous articles online, indisputable evidence of an ancient nuclear war can be found throughout the region. Some of it sounds rock solid and indisputable. Could it possibly be true that the ancients figured out atomic weapons, 8-12,000 years ago? Today we're going to look at that evidence, and see just how plausible this story might be.

To summarize the most popular version of the tale: a short distance west of Jodhpur is a region where radioactivity is so great that residents have long had high rates of cancer and birth defects, and that has now been cordoned off by the government. In addition, an ancient city has been excavated that shows half a million people were killed by an atomic blast the size of the Hiroshima bomb. Archaeologist Francis Taylor is quoted as having said:

It's so mind-boggling to imagine that some civilization had nuclear technology before we did. The radioactive ash adds credibility to the ancient Indian records that describe atomic warfare.

The ancient records she's referring to are from a great Sanskrit epic of ancient India titled the Mahabharata. It appears to describe a nuclear war:

A single projectile charged with all the power in the Universe... An incandescent column of smoke and flame as bright as 10,000 suns, rose in all its splendor... It was an unknown weapon, an iron thunderbolt, a gigantic messenger of death which reduced to ashes an entire race.

The corpses were so burned as to be unrecognizable. Their hair and nails fell out, pottery broke without any apparent cause, and the birds turned white.

After a few hours, all foodstuffs were infected. To escape from this fire, the soldiers threw themselves into the river.

This quote is discussed by an Indian historian, Kisari Mohan Ganguli, who says:

Indian sacred writings are full of such descriptions, which sound like an atomic blast as experienced in Hiroshima and Nagasaki... The passage tells of combat where explosions of final weapons decimate entire armies, causing crowds of warriors with steeds and elephants and weapons to be carried away as if they were dry leaves of trees.

But the evidence doesn't stop there, according to the online articles. Near Bombay is said to be a giant crater, unexplainable except as the result of a huge thermonuclear detonation. It's called Lonar Crater, and it's actually there, and it's — for real — definitely not volcanic.

Another piece of evidence is a pair of excavated ancient cities at Mohenjo-Daro and Harappa, with skeletons that are:

...Scattered about the cities, many holding hands and sprawling in the streets as if some instant, horrible doom had taken place. People were just lying, unburied, in the streets of the city... These skeletons are among the most radioactive ever found, on par with those at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. At one site, Soviet scholars found a skeleton which had a radioactive level 50 times greater than normal.

With so much evidence, the story seems to be hard to dismiss. But, quite obviously, ancient atomic weapons are unimaginably inconsistent with human history. A huge number of skills are required to make them that did not exist, as well as a lot of physics knowledge known to be totally incompatible with the primitive knowledge the ancient Indians recorded. Clearly something must be amiss. I began by trying to learn more about these archaelogical discoveries at Mohenjo-Daro and Harappa.

Sadly for the legend, there is nothing remotely like this story in any archaeological publications. Archaeological information about the excavations of Mohenjo-Daro, Harappa, and other Indus Valley sites is widely available online and in print, and there is simply no such thing as radioactive skeletons or skeletons in large numbers or holding hands or sprawled in any way that the archaeologists saw reason to print.

The next easiest thing to check would be those quotes from the Mahabharata. At a minimum I wanted to see the context of those passages. I went to an online searchable Mahabharata to look for these quotes, and... couldn't find them. Couldn't find anything even vaguely like them. Could it be possible that whoever originated this tale made up its primary source? Let's set that possibility aside for a moment, and see what we can verify about the rest of the story. How about the residual radioactivity west of Jodhpur.

There is one little fact that casts some pretty grave doubt on the claim that Jodhpur is in a zone with dangerously high radiation. The story says we detect that radiation today, and suffer high birth defects and cancer, left over from this nuclear war 8-12,000 years ago. Radioactivity goes down over time, so if it's that lethal today, it would have been even more lethal 550 years ago when the city of Jodhpur was founded. It would seem a poor choice to locate a new city. However, Jodhpur was founded, and has flourished ever since.

Furthermore, the vast majority of radioactive isotopes produced in a nuclear blast have extremely short half lives measured in seconds, hours, or days, and are reduced to safe levels very quickly. Those that pose the greatest threat to human health are Cesium-137 and Strontium-90, which have half lives of 30 and 28 years, and so even these would have been reduced to well below the natural background levels thousands of years ago. Other long-lived isotopes are produced by nuclear explosions, but at much lower amounts.

Note that despite the atomic destructions of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, no harmful radiation persists today in either city. Put together all the radiation data, and we know for a fact, with no doubt, that any claims of modern radiation in India proving a prehistoric nuclear war are false. So we have good reason to regard the entire story with great skepticism.

For example, the idea of an ancient city with half a million people, west of Jodhpur. Not very likely. There are no ancient cities anywhere in the region west of Jodhpur, it's the Thar desert; and half a million people would be immense, and pretty hard for archaeology to miss. This part of the story has to be either dead wrong, or made up.

But that's not the only part of the geography that doesn't make sense. If this was a nuclear war, it was practically a nationwide theater. Mohenjo-Daro and Harappa are both about 500 km from Jodhpur, one to the north and one to the west. None of these places are anywhere near each other.

So how about this giant unexplained crater near Bombay? Lonar Crater — which is some 775 kilometers southeast of Jodhpur, even farther away — is indeed a real crater. Rim to rim it measures about 1.8 km. It is blasted out of thick layers of volcanic basalt, deposited over the plateau 66 million years ago. If the crater was indeed formed by a nuclear blast 8-12,000 years ago, dating techniques should make this easy to determine.

For a long time, the accepted age of Lonar Crater was 52,000 years; far too old to have been part of this alleged nuclear war. This had been determined by thermoluminescence dating, which tells us when the sample was last molten. But two newer measurements, using argon-argon radiometric dating instead, found older dates of 570,000 years and 656,000 years, with non-overlapping margins of error. These older dates are also more in line with the amount of erosion the Crater exhibits. Which one is right? We don't know for sure yet, as only a few samples have been dated. But we can say for sure that nothing at Lonar Crater can support a date as recent as 8-12,000 years ago. Wherever the authors of these "ancient nuclear war" articles got that number, it certainly didn't come from anyone studying the geology. The mineralogy and ejecta blanket evidence also proves a hypervelocity impact origin, not a bomb crater or volcano anything else. It was a hypervelocity strike of either a meteor or a comet. There are no mysteries at Lonar Crater, and nothing there that could be shoehorned into consistency with a nuclear bomb.

It looks like every part of this story is fabricated. So where did it come from? Of the many copy-and-paste plagiarizations of the same article found online, only a few give any source, and that source is given as the World Island Review, from January 1992. There is no record of such a publication. Nevertheless we can still find case zero, the original posting of this mysterious article, which was made to an alternative news web site called KeelyNet in September 2000, but has since been removed. Luckily, it's been archived to the conspiracy theory website Rense.com, where you can read the original article, without the later enhancements added by imaginative Internet denizens. One skeptical researcher tracked down the archaeologist mentioned in the article, Francis Taylor, and found that no such person has ever published anything in the archaeological literature. The other person mentioned in the article was the "historian" Kisari Mohan Ganguli. Turns out that the Mahabharata was translated into English in the late 1800s by a Babu Kisari Mohan Ganguli. Nowhere is it recorded that he made any of the comments attributed to him, and it seems highly unlikely that he would have compared the mythical events to an atomic blast, as he lived long before they were invented.

Addendum: Erich von Däniken, in his 1968 book Chariots of the Gods (32 years before the KeelyNet posting), claimed things like flying machines and bright lights were mentioned in the Mahabharata, but his Mahabharata quotes were also fictitious and bore no resemblance to the actual text. I found nothing Von Däniken said that could have reasonably been interpreted as atomic blasts. —BD

The story of the ancient Indian atomic blasts was written by an anonymous author who gave a false attribution, and provably made up quotes and the people he quoted. This is consistent with only one kind of writing: fictional.

Consider this quote that the original article attributed to Ganguli:

...Crowds of warriors with steeds and elephants and weapons to be carried away as if they were dry leaves...

Sound familiar? Think back to the 1991 film Terminator 2: Judgment Day:

The children look like burnt paper... black, not moving... and then the blast wave hits them... and they fly apart like leaves.

I think someone was inspired to write some nuclear war fiction. Of course there's no way to know for a fact if this line of dialog was inspirational to our unknown author — it's probably not the only time someone has used the leaves metaphor in this way — but it also wouldn't be the first time a movie inspired an urban legend. We've talked about at least two other cases here on Skeptoid — episode 385 on the disappearance of Frederick Valentich, and episode 526 on sky trumpets. But regardless of the source, the story of ancient atomic blasts in India serves two purposes. On the upside, it makes Internet lore a bit more colorful; and on the downside, it spreads misinformation that innocent readers take for truth. To all future Internet hoaxers: Please, keep it classy. Write a good story, but please, don't create a land mine of bad information. The Internet is a dangerous enough place as it is.


et j'avais fucking raison!

maudit nationaliste hindutva de merde...


Tuesday, June 02, 2026

Friday, May 29, 2026

monolith(s)





a cracking little oz indie movie
alien code?
scratchy scratchings?
something went awry with alfonse in novosibirsk?
black bricks?
familiar conspiracies?
an incredible pad with views to die for?
only slightly more teeth than most people?
and who did win that fight to death?

all this and more
(with a distinct lack of redd kross)
 

i know that she knows that you know you want it


Tuesday, May 26, 2026

word of the weak - boustrophedon




Boustrophedon is a style of writing where alternate lines are written in opposite directions, such as one line from left to right and the next from right to left. The term comes from Ancient Greek, meaning "turning like oxen in plowing".

non ce la faccio a fare un esempio da cervellone, fallo tu fdp pigrone!



Thursday, May 21, 2026

la r francesa




la r francesa es diferente de los rs en espanol y italiano
y tambien de aquella portuguesa
es mas parecido a arabe o aleman
y como muchos cambios aparentemente historicos en los idiomas
la r alveolar se muto en este r uvular
bastante recientemente

hace mil anos
los franceses tenian una r sensata, logica y bonita
pero algo cambio
y ahora solamente unos viejicitos en el sur del pais
lo pronuncian asi

ay que lastima!

se puede decir - felicidades por tu r rara y distinta
no se puede decir - que pasa? hay una rana en la garganta?





 

Monday, May 18, 2026

Word of the weak - bowdlerize



 

To remove material that is considered offensive or objectionable from (a book, for example); expurgate. 


if this blog were bowderlized, very little would remain.



Thursday, May 14, 2026

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

sydney from a 74(2)7



 

sydney really is a spectacular city
(one of the most beautiful on the planet)
and seeing it from the hair emphasises this
the pretty bridge and the famous dish rack
the countless bays and winding inlets
with (rich peoples) houses dotted along the shores
the little yachts lined up just so
and the spectacular beaches just over there
with the warm pacific ocean meeting gorgeous sandy playas

obviously if you arent minted you can only dream of living in these wondrous areas
and the burbs sprawl endlessly in fairly characterless sameness

but from the hair
what a sight!

me ive never seen dallas from a dc9


Sunday, May 10, 2026

she gives me, 27 hours of hell

 

door to door

shiny spices kumily to home james

27 hours of non stop erotic cabs/planes/wheeeelchairs/shuttle buses/varied document displaying/electronic device/related paraphenalia hurried unpacking/packing

(including bonus interminable hours of waaaiting)

and endless appreciative politeness and small talk

kicking off with 8am (ist) non uber pick up from shiny spices by prabhin

a lazy four hours of single lane mountain detours and spiky cake fillers

arriving at sweaty kochi airport

common or garden variety beaurocratic nonsense followed

with obligatory unpacking/packing of electronic and associated thangs

with plenty of waaaiting

before a short hop to my third home

bengaluru airport

ferrying about until a shuttle bus to terminator wot?

and immigration and unpacking/repacking electro blah

and hours more waaaiting

before big plane time

and an unusual (and no doubt travel induced emotion feeling of patriotism at the sight of a red tail with a white roo insignia)

11+ hours of extreme backannalian discomfort and angst ridden attempts to use seatback audio/visual nonsense

so many good things on offer

only to be stymied by absurd touch screen anomalies

restricting the seemingly bountiful entertainment to digital cursed fuckery

'at least they have good euro films!' 

offered a flash of hope

alas

horrible audio scenario meant beloved language movies couldnt be properly heard

and we dont do english subs with our beloveds

as it sucks all the joy and cheapens years of swottage

and no noise cancelling means few preloaded podcasts are much chop

but hey!

free wifi in cattle class is a miniscule source of joy

occasional seconds/minutes of nod respite make an important difference

with repeated map watching

willing the hours to pass

ups! there goes jassy!

pow! there goes mirna!


this torment finally ends

arriving in the patria

BUT 

just like in the bad old daze

this epic involved a stop off in syderly

still full of wankers

(but always a watery spectacle from the skies)

more immigration/documentary nonsense

and the obligatory unpacking/repacking of electro funkers

only lead to more waaaiting

so close, but so very very far away

another shuttle bus

more small talk and waaaiting

before the shortest of hops to thorn olde town

more ableist shenanigans ensued

but the finish line was in sight

one last stagger

and more tech nonsense

to find my sri lankan tamil saviour


a non substantial jump with a couple of pre planned pit stops

it was all over

and micio suspicion aside

i could relaxxxxxxx

and let this drivel flow...



Friday, May 08, 2026

Let's off-road!

 



Wednesday, May 06, 2026

A hayride bound for hell..





 Kumily ho!



Tuesday, May 05, 2026

out of the padella and into the fuoco




after a week and a half of temperatures around 39 degrees

I took a two step leap

ixg was a delightful surprise

hadn't been able to prenotate the various machines

so was expecting the now painfully habitual display of professional disinterest and not-my-problem blank faces

but vijith and co were amazing

and massively appreciated as I was teetering


after a brief scrunch in the back corner of prop-up

blr was familiarly strange

but cool, modern and airy and provided avocado CLUB action

spilt drinks tentacles reached out in several directions

felt odd and sad that I was once again so close

but so distant from the ji locus

time was successfully wasted

until it was time to cok it

and the embrace of wet, wet, (wet) air

with a delightful few degrees shaved off

and the chance to relaaaax by the c side