Saturday, June 20, 2026

jebus was strictly glutenous



 

that endless source of logic, compassion and common sense

the catholic church

has decreed that all 'hosts'

that shitty tasting wafer that cafolics have to munch on

to make god happy

(or something)

must contain gluten!


because the 'real' jebus 

consisted primarily of the stuff

(besides being blond and remarkably buff)


what now for coeliac fairy story fans?


stay tuned to learn nothing further...


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