Saturday, February 28, 2009

linguist academics say beavis and butthead are in trouble...

From this article from bbc.co.uk we learn that word nerds at reading university have discovered 'Oldest English words' and more spectacularly these scientists now believe they can predict which words will be next to die out from the language. Sound boring and rubbish? It sure does, except, that these words on the way out mysteriously seem to revolve around the process of doing number two's. Now THAT is interesting!

Macclesfield Psalter (PA)

'Some of the oldest words in English have been identified, scientists say.

Reading University researchers claim "I", "we", "two" and "three" are among the most ancient, dating back tens of thousands of years.

Their computer model analyses the rate of change of words in English and the languages that share a common heritage.

The team says it can predict which words are likely to become extinct - citing "squeeze", "guts", "stick" and "bad" as probable first casualties.

"We use a computer to fit a range of models that tell us how rapidly these words evolve," said Mark Pagel, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Reading.

What the researchers found was that the frequency with which a word is used relates to how slowly it changes through time, so that the most common words tend to be the oldest ones.

For example, the words "I" and "who" are among the oldest, along with the words "two", "three", and "five". The word "one" is only slightly younger. William the Conqueror (Getty)

The word "four" experienced a linguistic evolutionary leap that makes it significantly younger in English and different from other Indo-European languages.

Meanwhile, the fastest-changing words are projected to die out and be replaced by other words much sooner.

For example, "dirty" is a rapidly changing word; currently there are 46 different ways of saying it in the Indo-European languages, all words that are unrelated to each other. As a result, it is likely to die out soon in English, along with "stick" and "guts".

Verbs also tend to change quite quickly, so "push", "turn", "wipe" and "stab" appear to be heading for the lexicographer's chopping block.

"We think some of these words are as ancient as 40,000 years old. The sound used to make those words would have been used by all speakers of the Indo-European languages throughout history," Professor Pagel said.

"Here's a sound that has been connected to a meaning - and it's a mostly arbitrary connection - yet that sound has persisted for those tens of thousands of years.".............

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolpda/ifs_news/hi/newsid_7911000/7911645.stm?tday=Saturday
the idea for this blog was stolen (as are most of them)- from the fiver on the guardian website ; http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/

Friday, February 27, 2009

nanna ate maggots

no really... she told me so
something to do with protein

Thursday, February 26, 2009

sugar rush

whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i ate some panettone before
whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
im off my bleeding head
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i can feel that white lightning
phwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmmmmmmmmschchchc
goodness knows
goodness knows

but ooooooooooh ooooooooooooh what if i never come down......................... ?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

the limebeaver 7 step self help course

after many desperate pleas for help, the Limebeaver Institute of Mental Bliss has got together with its old chum Tom 'The Real Prince of Wales, not that Jug Eared Git' Jones to put together this guide to inner peace and everything is going to be lovely self help;




for more details, send us loads of wonga and then go and make in an arse.
If you are not completely satisfied, go and make in an arse again.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

the worrrllld this evening

disastrous fire stuff
huge numbers for deaths and destruction and money
everything is terrible
and may well get moreso
sad but getting a bit tiresome
funeral of firefighter that got done
music industry going to help out scorchio persons
fuck off coldplay shite
the lamest band in the world will be part of it
peter garrett back to shout again
rather hard to take him seriously since his crap envirodestruction efforts
the stock markets have gone down the lavatory
again
tokyo, korea blah blah
america bank wank
fuck off american bank twats
basta!
australian government is going to buy some new submarines
ooh err everybody will be scared of our us now!
with our shiny new scuba mask!
thatll stop the chinese from destroying us completely!
fucking idiotic muslims in pakistan have temporarily stopped killing
coz their govt lets them run the place like a tribe in desert 1600 years ago
fucking arseholes they are with their sharia law horseshit
some brit bloke out off guantamano bay
after 8 years
he has a minor crank on
telling all about how he got shafted by the yanks and brits
poor bastard got tortured et al
hes still a muslim twat though
terrorist state israel cant decide who will be in charge of being racist and terrorising palestinians in government
if only they would agree
to fuck right off and nuke themselves
oh and hamas are wankers too
tamil tigers in sri lanka offer a cease fire
why dont they just give it up?
the govt says bog off
now lots of people stuck in big arsed jail camps
woah woah woah
what is it good for?
super cool aung sang su chi is still stuck in jail in burma
the bunghole miliatry junta has let out 2 prisoners and a goat
but of course nobody who matters got out
faarrrrrrrrrrrrrk off you militarist thugs!
labor govt still popular in australia
goddamm boring politics and bullshit muppets banging on
its a twat head competition
at least the liberal filth are losing...
vafffanculo!
the national museum of iraq has been reopened
324324534 years after the americans let it get trashed
now everything is lovely
except the fact that its not ready at all
its a stunt of course
fnar fnar
schnore schnore
an auction of yves saint buttnugget art stuff is on in france
lots of rich arseholes are spending lots of wonga
yar yar bog off
now barracks banana is banging on about how to fix their broken economy
oh dear i think my legs just dropped off with excitement
lots of pollies trying to look clever
and just looking like the swill they are
more bungsnaps americans banging on
one want to end the trade embargo against
commo pinko beardo cuba..
in japanlandia a local govt has started looking through the sewage
and been finding gold in it...
those whacky nipponese.. playing in their own slurry
merda madness!
huge wanker land saudi arabia
is investing its oil money sensibly apparently
even if the oil price is rubbish
the backwards theocratic gits in dresses can keep buying fugu encrusted lavatory paper

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

looking good...

all dressed up
looking very slick...
ive got
brilliant boots
smarty pants
sagacious scarf
clever clogs
shrewd socks
slick smalls
canny jacket
savvy shirt
shrewd shoes
tidy tie
gifted glasses
cagey cap
cunning coat
sharp skivvy
jammy jumper
talented trousers
versatile vest
expert earrings
wise waistcoat
gifted gloves
handy hat
fookin, stand back... here i come...

Friday, February 20, 2009

drill bits

i didnt see that one coming
vroom vroom
blip blip
a most unusual experience indeed
the twat fone rang
i was urged to make it down in 75 minutes
there was a lot at stake
hurriedly i knocked myself down
and brushed myself out
banged myself around
and shipped myself about
it could dent my pronto experience that evening
but twasnt to be sneezed at
a slight hack at the most
bugger all waiting around
and then smiley lady requests that i
step into her office
thoughts of felicity who filled nobody ever with electricity
sat back
down down and away!
marvellously efficient
a bit of zap in there
and somethings became awful clear
maybe even negative
with a scrippity scrap
a stibbity stab
a lot of hoover to the tongue
then it was big sticks ahoy
the screams emanating from behind the door
held no fear
i laugh around the door jam of fear!
onwards and most holy
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
thhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwthhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwww
lights
mirrors
action bloody central
a bit of this
a dash of that
some kind of frozen seahorse paste over there
back in
back out
back all about
flashing and beeping
Twice!
it was like there was a party in my mouth
and they were all invited
i was, of course, the coolest most laid back guy there
sunglesses on INside
it did go on for a bit
and the sensation of drowning in ones drool cant be described as becalming
positively icebox i were
just the odd toe curl
and everything
well, something was lovely
tisnt half as bad as people make out
been there done that...

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Im so bored..

with the USA

Monday, February 16, 2009

theres a super new site out there..

good news everybody
especially if you are a chef
unless you believe in scientology
in which case
you are just a wanker
theres a great new site out there.........
right out there....
but nowhere near dorking
which is a different toaster of giraffes
this great new site is on the internerdwebmachine
its called www.davenkez.com
and its amazing
it changed my world
and it could change yours too
it is a vessel of enormous wisdom
with sound advice for all and any comers, goers or takers
yes its www.davenkez.com
which will colour your world with good times
cheap wine, bad women and crap song
it made me very wealthy
oh yes indeed
i now have to choose which of my boats to drive to antigua this weekend
sigh
sigh
sigh
come along
buy one
try one
david bowie is often seen there
logged in under his psuedonym
davidbowie
but i see through his tricks
bring your hubby
bring your goat
bring your kids
bring your leg scars

please note that i have not been paid for this party promotional
at least not remunerated in the conventional sense.
please note 2. www.davenkez.com and is not to be confused with www.daveandkez.com which is about a couple of swingers in england...

Saturday, February 14, 2009

valentines day?


schmalentines day

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

bogan racist rednecks v nasty yellow war crime committers

phweeeeeeeeeeeet
in yokohama tonight there is the big o game o san match o fun times o
nasty yellow war crime committers are hosting bogan racist rednecks
in the fifa world cup jamboree special five dollar sucky sucky nabisco fun o go to o happy shop
football match
from the hyundai big leg o dome u asia is best o qualifying good times o
nasty yellow war crime committer land city of yokohama fugu o biscuit strike stadium has a capacity of 75,000 very well behaved fans ru
they are the two strongest teams and currently first and second in their fly rice o ramen o udon group
and the top two teams will go through to leilani owwooongo chu nowwoonga chu finals
in bleck burning tyre mandiba top bloke murder central elephent springbok rooar seth afreca
in the year say.............. 2010?
nevertheless its terribly important
but not on telly
can the hairy blue samuria knee bones conquer the infidel white men?
and surge heroically to super o drin drin leader great o win bonus stick treat?
or will bogan racist rednecks stomp all over their inferior funny looking little squinty men?
and burst manfully hairy chestedly to their euro dudes destined future?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

fire uno



wow big times of late
this part of the planet is famous all of a sudden
due to death and destruction
it got a tad hot see?
a big tad hot
nearly a whole week of a big tad hot
lots of days over 40 gradi
then a week later there was a stonker
46 large ones
with psychobilly winds
and half the shoppe went up in flames
big big big crazy big flames
that travelled at the speed of something that goes damn fast
a tgv maybe?
train grand vitesse
or something of the kind
and lots and lots of stuff got burnt
vegetation got burnt
native animals got burnt
farmy animals got burnt
houses and other buildings got burnt
people got burnt
of course the only thing that anybody gives a toss about is the people
and their precious belongings
and perhaps 'livestock'
which are now deadstock
not a thought to the thousands and thousands of canguri etc that died
horrific joan of arc deaths
aunque
many people animals are dead
more than 150 i think
which has caused all kinds of carry on
politicians, sports people and tv maggots are all broken up about it
banks and all kinds of other businesses are giving money
and encouraging us to do likewise
the commercial tv pricks see it as another chance to scam ratings
taking any opportunity to look serious
and sensationalize
in the hope of getting more suckers to watch their falsehoods
their masques of sincerity
which they entwine with advertisements and sneaky promotions
is nothing sacred?
human suffering
mourning
death
stupid bloody question
fuckers

Monday, February 09, 2009

the only thing that unite us...


200 squid is quite a fair price for this bit of genius...

Thursday, February 05, 2009

wilfully obscure too

half a rat full
but emptying rapidly
a couple of wings
somebody flew to close to this son
here or there
red earth rectangles
3 dimensional
that come to a sudden blunt conclusion
love is not in the hair
inferno itself
for the scorching of poor
already flayed and dissected
now the final flaming degradation
sweetly curving waves
but dont dive in
they nominally hold back the natures ocean
but nature will have none of it
thrusting, straining over its man made restraints
and why not?
who else is using that space?
huh?
roundish escape capsules
some filled with many small frail beings
some hold only one mighty lady
plus one long space taker/breaker
a vessel full of souls
if only souls existed
falling dessicated bodies litter
randomly fallen to rejoin the big hexagon of acquavita
at times dashes of brilliant viola
at others loaves of earthy brown
is this where one can spend a penny and save a buck?

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Home is anywhere you hang your head


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Cirencester was a grand crazy fun place for me
I lived in a building so grand that upon seeing it a student cried 'a castle!'
for 2 months i lived, worked and played very hard in the royal agricultural college
RAC dont you know
hoity fucking toity
a ridiculously posh place where the upper crust children go to learn how to run their estates
pwince charlie used to hang out there
cirencester is on the edge of the cotswolds in mid western england
stunning countryside
in summer they rented their premises to dodgy english teaching scams
bad fooking idea
we worked perhaps 60 hours a week
and spent the rest drinking and being ridiculous
every friday there was a teacher/group leader night
where the visiting group leaders were provided with rubbish cheese and average wine
and the 'staff'- teachers/activity leaders were supposed to mingle
i always banged on to the italian group leaders
not like the rest of the anti social english gits
then all the left over booze was given to us
and we drank it all and went bonkers
first location for the boozeup was in a big cellar under the building
but we made too much noise so it was moved
next up in a class room at the furthest extremities of the buildings
where we had a cheese fight and mashed it into all the carpet
then we were exiled to a big hut way out in the grounds
i took groups of kiddies on trips to london and surrounds
shepherding them around the city
hamleys, british museum madame tussauds etc
pretending to know what was what
around oxford and other tourist places
always meeting the kids in a couple of hours and dashing off to the pub
i set off the smoke alarm on second night
coz i wanted to smoke in my room
ali came to visit with her jack
we did a day trip to swindon to see the new disappointing star wars movie
beavis and i had beers at a pub around the corner from the british museum and watched the grand prix
we played cricket and ate cucumber sandwiches
i shirked the teachers performance
got called a dark horse
on a trip to the pub in town
i felt like i was on the moon
yet again
all those wealthy english country types
all very friendly and wotnot but i didnt belong
there was auntie sassy who at first seemed cool
and ended up being a huge pain
my great mate nick
from whom i copied all my lessons
lovely sweet anna
who once sent me an xmas card
sexy emma who spent the whole time trying to make me jealous
dev the activity leader
who was cool but kinda strange looking
two twin blokes who i cant recall their names
gaz who had played professional football in germany for borussia monchenglavatirystorysklrigd
and told me how hard stefen effenberg was
the scottish bird who i just called grrrreeeeeeeeeeeat
louise the fun funky bird you gave me a cold
the crazy boss guy who never took his hat off
and proclaimed his gayness constantly
there was the italian boss guy
who in his spare time does modelling
i saw him an ad on tv last time i was over there
all those wonderful terrible italian kids
who would never shut up
but were so much fun
supervising practice routines to bloody britney spears
Tiziana and Raffaella and giorgio
Ilaria ...
I had to go to italy after all that....

Monday, February 02, 2009

Joe Cricket


I have been getting into joe cricket a bit lately
he has a lot of good things to say
does joe cricket
he bangs on about government corruption
about the evils of organised crime and oligarchy
he organises big meetings in the plazas
so people can attend 'fuck off' day and shout 'fuck off'
at all the scum that run that country
he also encourages good ideas
environmental and otherwise
dont get me wrong
old joe cricket is certainly not squeaky clean
he was convicted of accidental homicide
or something of the kind
he has made a lot of money thru banging on
but he spends most of it on lawyers fighting off evil crony people
berluschifo ecc
another reason to dig him is that he comes zena
as do I in a sense
and he peppers his rants
and they are very good quality frothing rants
with 'belin'
he used to just do fairly tame stand up
on telly and the like
these days he cant get on telly
coz the maggots in power wont let him
because they cannot tolerate dissent
joe grasshopper is actually in his own whacky whacky way
trying to make the world a better place
and in particular
he's trying to help sort the beautiful country
which desperately
fucking desperately
needs all the help it can get
forza joe cricket!

he has an excellent blog too
and an english version...
http://www.beppegrillo.it/eng/

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Richard Dawkins sticks it to the men...

here are a few corkers he has said ... on the blind stupidity of religion et al

A friend, an intelligent lapsed Jew who observes the Sabbath for reasons of cultural solidarity, describes himself as a Tooth Fairy Agnostic. He will not call himself an atheist because it is in principle impossible to prove a negative. But "agnostic" on its own might suggest that he though God's existence or non-existence equally likely. In fact, though strictly agnostic about god, he considers God's existence no more probable than the Tooth Fairy's.
Bertrand Russell used a hypothetical teapot in orbit about Mars for the same didactic purpose. You have to be agnostic about the teapot, but that doesn't mean you treat the likelihood of its existence as being on all fours with its non-existence.
The list of things about which we strictly have to be agnostic doesn't stop at tooth fairies and celestial teapots. It is infinite. If you want to believe in a particular one of them -- teapots, unicorns, or tooth fairies, Thor or Yahweh -- the onus is on you to say why you believe in it. The onus is not on the rest of us to say why we do not. We who are atheists are also a-fairyists, a-teapotists, and a-unicornists, but we don't' have to bother saying so.
-- Richard Dawkins, following a list of excerpts from hate mail sent to the editor of Freethought Today, after she won a separationist court battle, in "A Challenge To Atheists: Come Out of the Closet" (Free Inquiry, Summer, 2002) paragraph division added

Perhaps the best of the available euphemisms for atheist is nontheist. It lacks the connotation of positive conviction that there is definitely no god, and it could therefore easily be embraced by Teapot or Tooth Fairy Agnostics. It is less familiar than atheist and lacks its phobic connotations. Yet, unlike a completely new coining, its meaning is clear. If we want a euphemism at all, nontheist is probably the best.
The alternative which I favor is to renounce all euphemisms and grasp the nettle of the word atheism itself, precisely because it is a taboo word carrying frissons of hysterical phobia. Critical mass may be harder to achieve than with some non-confrontational euphemism, but if we did achieve it with the dread word atheist, the political impact would be all the greater.
-- Richard Dawkins, following a list of excerpts from hate mail sent to the editor of Freethought Today, after she won a separationist court battle, in "A Challenge To Atheists: Come Out of the Closet" (Free Inquiry, Summer, 2002)

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
-- Richard Dawkins, in "Science, Delusion and the Appetite for Wonder," The Richard Dimbleby Lecture, BBC1 Television (12 November 1996)

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
-- Richard Dawkins (attributed: source unknown)

Religion teaches the dangerous nonsense that death is not the end.
-- Richard Dawkins, "Religion's Misguided Missiles" (September 15, 2001)

Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence.
-- Richard Dawkins (attributed: source unknown)

Faith is powerful enough to immunize people against all appeals to pity, to forgiveness, to decent human feelings. It even immunizes them against fear, if they honestly believe that a martyr's death will send them straight to heaven.
-- Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene

Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next.
-- Richard Dawkins, "Religion's Misguided Missiles" (September 15, 200

My last vestige of "hands off religion" respect disappeared in the smoke and choking dust of September 11th 2001, followed by the "National Day of Prayer," when prelates and pastors did their tremulous Martin Luther King impersonations and urged people of mutually incompatible faiths to hold hands, united in homage to the very force that caused the problem in the first place.
-- Richard Dawkins, The Devil's Chaplain (2004)

My point is not that religion itself is the motivation for wars, murders and terrorist attacks, but that religion is the principal label, and the most dangerous one, by which a "they" as opposed to a "we" can be identified at all.
-- Richard Dawkins, The Devil's Chaplain (2004)

It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, "mad cow" disease, and many others, but I think a case can be made that faith is one of the world's great evils, comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to eradicate.
-- Richard Dawkins, The Humanist, Vol. 57, No. 1

If people think God is interesting, the onus is on them to show that there is anything there to talk about. Otherwise they should just shut up about it.
-- Richard Dawkins (attributed: source unknown)

People sometimes try to score debating points by saying, "Evolution is only a theory." That is correct, but it's important to understand what that means. It is also only a theory that the world goes round the Sun -- it's just a theory for which there is an immense amount of evidence.
There are many scientific theories that are in doubt. Even within evolution, there is some room for controversy. But that we are cousins of apes and jackals and starfish, let's say, that is a fact in the ordinary sense of the word.

-- Richard Dawkins, "Nick Pollard interviews Richard Dawkins" (Damars: 1999)

You cannot be both sane and well educated and disbelieve in evolution. The evidence is so strong that any sane, educated person has got to believe in evolution.
-- Richard Dawkins, in Lanny Swerdlow, "My Sort Interview with Richard Dawkins" (Portland, Oregon, 1996)

It is absolutely safe to say that, if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that).
-- Richard Dawkins, quoted from Josh Gilder, a creationist, in his critical review, "PBS's 'Evolution' series is propaganda, not science" (September, 2001)

Not a single one of your ancestors died young. They all copulated at least once.
-- Richard Dawkins, The New Yorker, "Richard Dawkins's Evolution" (September 9, 1996), debating "Does God Exist?" with Rabbi Adin Steinsaltz, as reported by Ian Parker, quoted from The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations

The enlightenment is under threat. So is reason. So is truth. So is science, especially in the schools of America. I am one of those scientists who feels that it is no longer enough just to get on and do science. We have to devote a significant proportion of our time and resources to defending it from deliberate attack from organized ignorance. We even have to go out on the attack ourselves, for the sake of reason and sanity. Of course, excellent organizations already exist for raising funds and deploying them in service of reason, science and enlightenment values.But the money that these organizations can raise is dwarfed by the huge resources of religious foundations such as the Templeton Foundation, not to mention the tithe-bloated, tax-exempt churches.
-- Richard Dawkins, quoted from the press release, “The Cydonia Group Declares War On Religion” (December 15, 2006)

To fill a world with ... religions of the Abrahamic kind, is like littering the streets with loaded guns. Do not be surprised if they are used.
-- Richard Dawkins, "Religion's Misguided Missiles" (September 15, 2001)

That there is a continuous link from humans to gorillas, with the intermediate species merely long dead, is beyond the understanding of speciesists. Tie the label Homo sapiens even to a tiny piece of insensible embryonic tissue, and its life suddenly leaps to infinite, incomputable value....
Self-styled "pro-lifers," and others that indulge in footling debates about exactly when in its development a foetus "becomes" human, exhibit the same discontinuous mentality. "Human," to the discontinuous mind, is an absolutist concept. There can be no half measures. And from this flows much evil.
-- Richard Dawkins, from "Gaps in the Mind," in The Devil's Chaplain (2004)

Society bends over backward to be accommodating to religious sensibilities but not to other kinds of sensibilities. If I say something offensive to religious people, I'll be universally censured, including by many atheists. But if I say something insulting about Democrats or Republicans or the Green Party, one is allowed to get away with that. Hiding behind the smoke screen of untouchability is something religions have been allowed to get away with for too long.
-- Richard Dawkins, quoted in Natalie Angier, "Confessions of a Lonely Atheist," New York Times Magazine, January 14, 2001

Over the centuries, we've moved on from Scripture to accumulate precepts of ethical, legal and moral philosophy. We've evolved a liberal consensus of what we regard as underpinnings of decent society, such as the idea that we don't approve of slavery or discrimination on the grounds of race or sex, that we respect free speech and the rights of the individual. All of these things that have become second nature to our morals today owe very little to religion, and mostly have been won in opposition to the teeth of religion.
-- Richard Dawkins, quoted in Natalie Angier, "Confessions of a Lonely Atheist," New York Times Magazine, January 14, 2001

In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of our parents and our ancestors. But if we don't grow out of it in the fullness of time, our ... nature makes us a sitting target for astrologers, mediums, gurus, evangelists, and quacks. We need to replace the automatic credulity of childhood with the constructive skepticism of adult science.
-- Richard Dawkins , Unweaving the Rainbow: Science, Delusion, and the Appetite for Wonder (1998), page 142–3

Saturday, January 31, 2009

tennisninette

its kind of blue
on the whole it cold be said to be blue
there are splodges fo white
quite well formed
so perhaps splodges isnt the right word
more dashes
occasional flicks of yellow
little bits of orange and red
and probably other bits
a tiny green thing hovers intermittently
it hurts my eyes
and the sounds at times hurt my whole head
grunting and cheering
currents of yank
dribbles of osstrayan drivel
from some sandy little butthole
somewhere out there
a story could be unfolding
but it flickers up and down
constantly
irritatingly
brain bustingly
oh there would be unsung anguish
if only i cared